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sarcastomism

Being sarcastic - yet still being somewhat optimistic. Finding amusement in things that make others uncomfortable. Sardonic
Examples of sarcastomism:

You would being defined as a sarcastomist if as a postal mail carrier, that if you said to a customer that a perk of the job was being able to enjoy the weather no matter what it is.

You’re being defined as a sarcastomist if you were locked up in prison and able to watch TV but that you joked that daytime television was part of the punishment.
sarcastomism by Phoenixfalling December 1, 2019
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Sarcasticism

Long version of sarcasm, used by asses with bigger vocabularies than brains.
There is no need for your sarcasticism

Sarcastimistic

Neither pessimistic or optimistic-too androgynous to be either one.
"Because let's face it: We're all a little too androgynous to be either a pessimist or an optimist, sarcastimistic is our only option."
Sarcastimistic by JessyG April 21, 2010

Sarcastamistic 

Looking for the good in the person or situation, but you know it really blows, so you just smile and say something nice even though you don't really mean it.
Michael wanted the people around him to wake up and realize they were idiots, but he knew that would never happen. So he sarcastamisticly told them they were right, and just walked away, hoping the tone of his voice would clue them in.

sarcasticism

extreme sarcasm to the point where it's unbearable for those around you
"Your sarcasticism needs to end now!"
sarcasticism by Witchr March 14, 2019

Sarcastacism 

The art or act of sarcasm. To be sarcastic.
It's the simple sarcastacism that's amusing. Something as simple as saying, "Oh, bless your heart".

Really?
Sarcastacism by Grizzly Allen November 5, 2010

sarcastamise 

When you take something and you make it so it's sarcastic
"she's a slut" sarcastamised is "I bet she's a virgen"
sarcastamise by Joker pool August 1, 2014
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