sarcastamise
sarcastamise by Joker pool August 1, 2014
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Sarcastatistics
The measures of a particular person or group's amount of sarcasm over an extended period of time.
A combination of "sarcasm" and "statistics".
A combination of "sarcasm" and "statistics".
Person1: Dude, did you see how sarcastic that guy was?
Person2: Yeah, his sarcastatistics must be through the roof.
Person2: Yeah, his sarcastatistics must be through the roof.
Sarcastatistics by InoxFY August 7, 2010
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Sarcastimistic
"Because let's face it: We're all a little too androgynous to be either a pessimist or an optimist, sarcastimistic is our only option."
Sarcastimistic by JessyG April 21, 2010
Sarcastamistic
Looking for the good in the person or situation, but you know it really blows, so you just smile and say something nice even though you don't really mean it.
Michael wanted the people around him to wake up and realize they were idiots, but he knew that would never happen. So he sarcastamisticly told them they were right, and just walked away, hoping the tone of his voice would clue them in.
Sarcastamistic by Preownedbrunette July 1, 2017
Sarcastacism
It's the simple sarcastacism that's amusing. Something as simple as saying, "Oh, bless your heart".
Really?
Really?
Sarcastacism by Grizzly Allen November 5, 2010
sarcastamistic
sarcastamistic by stinkyratry04 November 26, 2021
sarcastomism
Being sarcastic - yet still being somewhat optimistic. Finding amusement in things that make others uncomfortable. Sardonic
Examples of sarcastomism:
You would being defined as a sarcastomist if as a postal mail carrier, that if you said to a customer that a perk of the job was being able to enjoy the weather no matter what it is.
You’re being defined as a sarcastomist if you were locked up in prison and able to watch TV but that you joked that daytime television was part of the punishment.
You would being defined as a sarcastomist if as a postal mail carrier, that if you said to a customer that a perk of the job was being able to enjoy the weather no matter what it is.
You’re being defined as a sarcastomist if you were locked up in prison and able to watch TV but that you joked that daytime television was part of the punishment.
sarcastomism by Phoenixfalling December 1, 2019
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