sarcastamise 

When you take something and you make it so it's sarcastic

"she's a slut" sarcastamised is "I bet she's a virgen"

sarcastamise by Joker pool August 1, 2014

Sarcastatistics 

The measures of a particular person or group's amount of sarcasm over an extended period of time.

A combination of "sarcasm" and "statistics".

Person1: Dude, did you see how sarcastic that guy was?
Person2: Yeah, his sarcastatistics must be through the roof.

Sarcastatistics by InoxFY August 7, 2010

Sarcastimistic

Neither pessimistic or optimistic-too androgynous to be either one.

"Because let's face it: We're all a little too androgynous to be either a pessimist or an optimist, sarcastimistic is our only option."

Sarcastimistic by JessyG April 21, 2010

Sarcastamistic 

Looking for the good in the person or situation, but you know it really blows, so you just smile and say something nice even though you don't really mean it.

Michael wanted the people around him to wake up and realize they were idiots, but he knew that would never happen. So he sarcastamisticly told them they were right, and just walked away, hoping the tone of his voice would clue them in.

Sarcastamistic by Preownedbrunette July 1, 2017

Sarcastacism 

The art or act of sarcasm. To be sarcastic.

It's the simple sarcastacism that's amusing. Something as simple as saying, "Oh, bless your heart".

Really?

Sarcastacism by Grizzly Allen November 5, 2010

sarcastamistic 

chronic sarcasm. fluent in sarcasm.

wow, she’s so sarcastamistic!

what’s that?
she’s fluent in sarcasm.

sarcastamistic by stinkyratry04 November 26, 2021

sarcastomism

Being sarcastic - yet still being somewhat optimistic. Finding amusement in things that make others uncomfortable. Sardonic

Examples of sarcastomism:

You would being defined as a sarcastomist if as a postal mail carrier, that if you said to a customer that a perk of the job was being able to enjoy the weather no matter what it is.

You’re being defined as a sarcastomist if you were locked up in prison and able to watch TV but that you joked that daytime television was part of the punishment.

sarcastomism by Phoenixfalling December 1, 2019