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Sarcasticism

Long version of sarcasm, used by asses with bigger vocabularies than brains.
There is no need for your sarcasticism
Words you can keep

sarcasticism

extreme sarcasm to the point where it's unbearable for those around you
"Your sarcasticism needs to end now!"
sarcasticism by Witchr March 14, 2019

Sarcasticity 

The amount of sarcasm that someone uses in a phrase of sarcasm.
HAHA thanks for the amount of sarcasticity you just used. or Did u not hear the amount of sarcasticity I put in that sarcastic phrase.
Sarcasticity by Tamior the Great September 14, 2009

Sarcastician 

A person who practices sarcasm as profession i.e one who often resort to sarcasm in whatever situation mindlessly
He is a seasoned sarcastician
Sarcastician by mounteverest November 6, 2009

sarcasticize 

"Time to sarcasticize."
sarcasticize by Ataru September 11, 2006

out sarcasticize 

to defeat or to be defeated in a back and forth battle of sarcasm.
one may deliver a line of sarcasm, knowing it has a small chance of offending the receiver, at this point the receiver it may have offended delivers his or her own sarcasm back causing the deliverer to think they actually did offend the receiver. Really, the receiver was not offended at all but they have just now out sarcasticized this deliverer.

sarcastics 

A proposed typeface style to indicate that the selected text should be read with a sarcastic tone or within a sarcastic context (i.e. Bold, Underline, Italics, Sarcastics).

Currently indicated by enclosing the sarcastic word or phrase between two "\" marks. See examples below.
Since my friends are so slow, I have to write everything in sarcastics, so they won't be hopelessly confused, or worse yet, misunderstand me:

1. NBC is the \greatest\ thing to ever happen to the NHL.
2. \I just love getting voicemail from my doctor telling me the test results were positive.\
3. \Marry me.\
sarcastics by AwesomedOne April 20, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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