Sarcastacism
It's the simple sarcastacism that's amusing. Something as simple as saying, "Oh, bless your heart".
Really?
Really?
Sarcastacism by Grizzly Allen November 5, 2010
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Sarcastatistics
The measures of a particular person or group's amount of sarcasm over an extended period of time.
A combination of "sarcasm" and "statistics".
A combination of "sarcasm" and "statistics".
Person1: Dude, did you see how sarcastic that guy was?
Person2: Yeah, his sarcastatistics must be through the roof.
Person2: Yeah, his sarcastatistics must be through the roof.
Sarcastatistics by InoxFY August 7, 2010
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Sarcasticist.
Sheldon (Big bang theory) is a Sarcasticist and he doesn't even know it.
John, you're sucha Sarcasticist.
John, you're sucha Sarcasticist.
Sarcasticist. by MagicDustforaNeondream. December 10, 2012
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sarcasticism by Witchr March 14, 2019
sarcastagasm
Of the Orgasmic nature, but also of the sarcastic nature, At the same time if you will. Not that the sarcasm must be at least 50% or more than the level of the Orgasm, Also within at least 30 seconds of the "Sarcastagasm"
Lillias: "I had to have a Sarcastagasm last night with Brian."
Henery:"Really? I totally also had a Sarcastagasm with my real girlfriend... I swear shes not fake."
Lillias: "Your dick is way to big to have a real Sarcastagasm, unlike Brian..."
Henery:"Really? I totally also had a Sarcastagasm with my real girlfriend... I swear shes not fake."
Lillias: "Your dick is way to big to have a real Sarcastagasm, unlike Brian..."
sarcastagasm by xXxFloyd4LifexXx December 15, 2014
Sarcastamistic
Looking for the good in the person or situation, but you know it really blows, so you just smile and say something nice even though you don't really mean it.
Michael wanted the people around him to wake up and realize they were idiots, but he knew that would never happen. So he sarcastamisticly told them they were right, and just walked away, hoping the tone of his voice would clue them in.
Sarcastamistic by Preownedbrunette July 1, 2017
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