sarcastgay 

When your friend is being “sarcastic” but you’re tired of his shit so you call him out and let him know he’s a twat.

“Quit trying to be witty and act normal, you sarcastgay boy,” Timmy replied to Javi.

sarcastgay by Maybejpoppin December 25, 2017

Sarcastian 

One who has mastered the arts and letters of sarcastic speech. No, really...

Andrew the Emo Cat: AmAzing! This Oregon weather has got me jumping_up_and_down.

Neo: You must think you're awesome. Freaking sarcastians....

Sarcastian by bobross April 27, 2011

Sarcastatistics 

The measures of a particular person or group's amount of sarcasm over an extended period of time.

A combination of "sarcasm" and "statistics".

Person1: Dude, did you see how sarcastic that guy was?
Person2: Yeah, his sarcastatistics must be through the roof.

Sarcastatistics by InoxFY August 7, 2010

sarcastabitch 

A person, usually female, who is both sarcastic and extremely bitchy.

Dude, losing her was a blessing in disguise. She was a major sarcastabitch.

sarcastabitch by Jebblebbles January 28, 2008

Sarcasogasm 

The euphoric feeling you get when hearing a great sarcastic remark.

His sarcastic comments were so apt and funny. I had a sarcasogasm just listening to them.

Sarcasogasm by patheticjumpers June 10, 2018

Sarcastard 

A fusion of two words: Sarcastic and Bastard. Many bastards are sarcastic and vice versa. Hence this great word which I made up and should have patented, though it will most likely never catch on with the masses.

That guy is such a sarcastard.

Sarcastard by OverThinking March 20, 2004

Deanopathic Sarcastia 

A prevalent tendency to approach everything in life with a sarcastic bent/response.

Sometimes called a mental disorder, but mostly only by those who don't quite grasp sarcasm.

Maddy was facing possible suspension for failing to control her Deanopathic Sarcastia while addressing her teacher. The principal suggested she may avoid the suspension by bringing in a note from her therapist, excusing her for her medical/mental condition.

Deanopathic Sarcastia by randomaok October 28, 2013