sandup

Sandup is a sinple kindhearted person but mischievous at times.he doesn't like to stay in one place and wants to go out and socialize alot

Sandup don't be stupid

by yudenbhutia88 November 23, 2021

Sandusky pause

When you inappropriately pause before answering a serious question or during the process of answering a serious question. Coined by Jerry Sandusky when pausing after asked by Bob Costas if he was sexually attracted to young boys.

Keith gave a Sandusky pause when asked by his HR rep if he was masturbating in front of Erin Andrews.

HR rep: Keith, did you or have you ever masturbated in front of Erin Andrews?

Keith: Masturbated in front of Erin Andrews? What? Like jerk off? In front of Erin Andrews? Are you serious? Come on. Masturbate in front of Erin Andrews? No. I--what? That's silly. I would never masturbate in front of her. No. I didn't masturbate in front of her.

by hoboscratch1 November 15, 2011

sandpit turtle

Sandpit Turtle is a genetically modified species of turtles that where created in Britain and were accidentally transported to Mexico; on the B.M.T Horizon. This was a humiliating mistake by

Captain Olive Skies. In North America these turtles are commonly called Tony Turtles and are a rare nocturnal species that only appears with three Mexicans one of which must look like a female at times but they are all male. They can be captured using Star Wars related things or other turtles and on the occasion of someone piercing a veil. The bite is venomous and causes insomnia that can only be cured by the sound of sirens that come from the lowest point or the all time lowest point you can find in your area. For this reason they should be feared even though it can be extremely adorable at times but just ask Alexandria you will regret running in to this turtle because it is not very selfish but my case collisions with the sky and could be dramatic. This was a beloved pet of the captain Olive Skies later adopted by the three Mexicans.

This is sandpit turtle!

by whysodayumhotbroski June 30, 2014

Sandpaper Grandma

The sexual act of filling a woman's vagina with sand, her queefing it out into the partner's face, followed by the partner performing oral sex on her vagina.

His girlfriend refused to go to the zoo, unless if she got a sandpaper grandma.

by WOOKIEE698 March 14, 2011

Sandusky's Lair

a place or location (often a locker room) where little boys and teens are taken to be abused for sexual pleasure of an older male.

Rumor has it that over 40 children have visited Sandusky's lair in the Penn State locker room over the last 10 years.

by Your Fuqqin Boy December 27, 2011

Jerry Sanduskying

A word derived from the assistant coach from Penn State who was accused of molesting boys in the shower.

This is a verb used to describe someone who is molesting boys. Can be used to describe one who is being dominated.

Can also be used to describe someone/someones who pick on a person who have little to no control over the situation

I don't want to be a part of that Fraternity. I hear they are Jerry Sanduskying each other.

Are you watching the Bears? They are Jerry Sandusking the Packers right now!

by titoliston November 7, 2011

no sandusky

a reprievel plea one must claim after making a statement that can be taken as not only homosexual but pedophilesque and savage. Obviosly made popular by the vile atrocities committed by Jerry Sandusky.

Marshal: I was feeling his shaft and for it being bent that kid can stroke for only being 12.

Newman: Hello Jerry.....

Marshal: Huh, I'm talking about playing put-put you twisted fuck...

Newman:........

Marshal: No Sandusky

Newman: That's all you needed to say

by meowcat904reloaded December 19, 2011