sandcastles

Leftover food stored in a plastic container that causes the food to hold the shape of the container when it is dumped out, much like when you make sandcastles with a plastic bucket.

"I made too much spaghetti last night. I'll be eating sandcastles for days."

sandcastles by DannoBoston September 5, 2006

Sandcastles in the sand 

A sad love ballad (follow up to let’s go to the mall) in which a robot makes an appearance and Robin makes out with Simon on a bench

Barney begs to watch sandcastles in the sand after he finds out it exists

Sandcastles in the sand by Thomas Jeffershit November 23, 2021

making sandcastles 

When someone takes a shit on a vagina then pushes it inside with their fingers.

I'm tired today because I was up late making sandcastles.

making sandcastles by Jasehole and William Cocksmith November 2, 2011

sandcastle complex 

When you feel compelled to destroy something you have built up. (i'm sure there's some technical term for it)

Like, when you go to the beach and you build a sandcastle. The best part about building a sandcastle is jumping on it and watching in sink into the sea.

-Celia grew her nails and then bit them all off! Boy did it feel good.
-Mary grew her hair really really long then cut it all off! She was so happy.
-Janice wrote an entire novel on paper then threw it in the fire. What a laugh.

All these people are enjoying the sandcastle complex.

sandcastle complex by CeliaMay December 28, 2005

dirty sandcastle 

When you are on the beach with your lover and decide to build a sandcastle and put your penis through the tower windows and proceed to f**k her but just before you ejaculate, you pull out and release your sperm on the highest tower of the castle and let it ooze down.

Jack: Hey man, me and Sasha just got back from the beach.
Larry: Cool did you do it?
Jack: Do What
Larry: The dirty sandcastle

Jack:Oh yeah I did. I ended up flooding the moat and destroying the draw bridge.
Larry: Wow that's crazy

dirty sandcastle by ShadyPingu March 21, 2015

Sandcastle 

When you're out of weed and you dig out all the shit from the sides of your grinders to make a bowl of kief.

Yo, I'm out of weed, but do you wanna build a sandcastle?

Sandcastle by Hollywood Acid May 5, 2020

Golden Sandcastle

Golden Sandcastle

Verb:

When taking a poop, of such that it is like wet sand and carving in a moat, on your partners chest and peeing in the moat.

*This sandcastle needs a moat, I’m going to give it a golden shower *

Guy 1: "Something is missing from this steamy sandcastle on your chest!!”

Girl 1: “It needs a golden moat!”

Guy 2: “This golden sandcastle is definitely fortified!”

Girl 2: “How come I didn’t get a golden sandcastle ☹!!?”

Golden Sandcastle by Ivana Alovurmonay May 21, 2020