sandcastled
Dude I woke up at the beach with sand in my butthole; I am pretty sure that dude I hooked up with last night sandcastled me.
sandcastled by Dirty Sanchex 44 May 26, 2010
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Sandcastled
When a Runescape warlord takes lead and completely destroys your carefully sculpted pile, reducing it to 30 options spread across the face of the wilderness within a few minutes. Much like a fat ginger kid would step on your sandcastle when it is almost complete.
Sandcastled by arma150 October 19, 2010
Sandcastled
Verb: When a Runscape warlord takes lead and completely destroys your carefully sculpted pile, reducing it to 30 options spread across the face of the wilderness within a few minutes.
Sandcastled by arma150 October 19, 2010
sandcastle complex
When you feel compelled to destroy something you have built up. (i'm sure there's some technical term for it)
Like, when you go to the beach and you build a sandcastle. The best part about building a sandcastle is jumping on it and watching in sink into the sea.
Like, when you go to the beach and you build a sandcastle. The best part about building a sandcastle is jumping on it and watching in sink into the sea.
-Celia grew her nails and then bit them all off! Boy did it feel good.
-Mary grew her hair really really long then cut it all off! She was so happy.
-Janice wrote an entire novel on paper then threw it in the fire. What a laugh.
All these people are enjoying the sandcastle complex.
-Mary grew her hair really really long then cut it all off! She was so happy.
-Janice wrote an entire novel on paper then threw it in the fire. What a laugh.
All these people are enjoying the sandcastle complex.
sandcastle complex by CeliaMay December 28, 2005
dirty sandcastle
When you are on the beach with your lover and decide to build a sandcastle and put your penis through the tower windows and proceed to f**k her but just before you ejaculate, you pull out and release your sperm on the highest tower of the castle and let it ooze down.
Jack: Hey man, me and Sasha just got back from the beach.
Larry: Cool did you do it?
Jack: Do What
Larry: The dirty sandcastle
Jack:Oh yeah I did. I ended up flooding the moat and destroying the draw bridge.
Larry: Wow that's crazy
Larry: Cool did you do it?
Jack: Do What
Larry: The dirty sandcastle
Jack:Oh yeah I did. I ended up flooding the moat and destroying the draw bridge.
Larry: Wow that's crazy
dirty sandcastle by ShadyPingu March 21, 2015
Sandcastle
When you're out of weed and you dig out all the shit from the sides of your grinders to make a bowl of kief.
Sandcastle by Hollywood Acid May 5, 2020
Golden Sandcastle
Golden Sandcastle
Verb:
When taking a poop, of such that it is like wet sand and carving in a moat, on your partners chest and peeing in the moat.
Verb:
When taking a poop, of such that it is like wet sand and carving in a moat, on your partners chest and peeing in the moat.
*This sandcastle needs a moat, I’m going to give it a golden shower *
Guy 1: "Something is missing from this steamy sandcastle on your chest!!”
Girl 1: “It needs a golden moat!”
Guy 2: “This golden sandcastle is definitely fortified!”
Girl 2: “How come I didn’t get a golden sandcastle ☹!!?”
Guy 1: "Something is missing from this steamy sandcastle on your chest!!”
Girl 1: “It needs a golden moat!”
Guy 2: “This golden sandcastle is definitely fortified!”
Girl 2: “How come I didn’t get a golden sandcastle ☹!!?”
Golden Sandcastle by Ivana Alovurmonay May 21, 2020
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