Saltburn

Home of the Top End Crew, which is the biggest shit hole in saltburn. The local council has tried many a times to burn down the area, but the scum who live there will not bloody die, they just crawl into there holes (council houses). There appearences are all very simialr; nike airs nicked of the back of a lorry, chav caps, umbro socks tucked in there umbro trackies which have holes in 'cos they cant afford a new pair.
The celebs in the top end crew consist of Fat fern, minging Leanne miller, Dodgy david hicks, Disgusting danny bottomly.
People sometimes visit the crew from skelton, these are Twat face Donna T, and the likes of up the duff Creepy Carly.
Please dont feel it nessercery to visit this place, you will probably get stabbed, or robbed of your belongings or raped by the pedos who live there.

Saltburn is run down by those scum, go on jemery kyle and die.

by Resident of Saltburn October 04, 2008

The saltburn

Spying on someone having a wank in the bathtub and later drinking the water in which he spoofed in

Oh no, he’s done it again, the saltburn

by Saltburn fan February 09, 2024

Saltburn Sump Pump

The act of the slurping semen and dirty bath out of the bottom of a shower/bathtub after another person masturbates while taking a bath.

I still can’t believe Oliver Saltburn Sump Pumped the tub after Felix was done taking a bath

by The anonymous sump pumper January 21, 2024

Saltburn

Some one who has earned your trust and is going to great lenghts to manipulate you and/or events around you to sabotage you.

" He told me his Dad died just so I can let him stay at my house. He's Saltburning me"

by NOTanEnglishTeacher December 18, 2023

Saltburn

Verb
1. To share explicit sexually charged materials with an opposite gendered child in the most awkward way possible
2. To fuck a grave

1. She didn’t know what the movie was and totally saltburned her son when they watched it together

2. I get he was sad when she died, but he didn’t need to saltburn her

by BasilVDK January 09, 2025

Saltburn

Going into a piece of media thinking it will be very sexual or gory but instead turns out to be posh and artsy.

Jacob went to see 'the Vagina Monologues', he got totally Saltburned!

by Camistergon January 02, 2024

saltburn

When you are licking semen from a draining very hot bathtub and burn your tongue.

Barry got quite a saltburn yesterday so he fucked a grave to ease the pain.

by KeoghBarry January 17, 2024