Jemery
noun: A person who has horny thoughts running through his head twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. Can and will hump everything that moves.
A dyslexic Jeremy.
A dyslexic Jeremy.
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Jemerrio
Jemerrio's are funny, short guys with great muscles that everyone seems to love. There the life of the party and can make anyone laugh. They seems to be attracted to indecisive women. Jemerrio's are great kissers and will rock your world! (; Even though they are huge flirts, once they find that one girl they settle down. Evey girl and guy a like needs a Jemerrio in there life!
Jontilloquy Jemericks
Jontilloquy Jemericks was famous uptown in the late 80's for his skillfull basketball playing, mostly on 136th and Convent as his headquarters. He has since retired from the game. He had NBA level skills but let his youth pass him by.
Jontilloquy Jemericks by Restasis July 12, 2009
Jewery
Any physical features or worn objects that affiliated with Judaism and Jewish people. Common jewish physical features can include side locks, frizzy hair, curly or extremely wavy hair, hooked noses, long unkempt beards with short hair, yamukas, and darker colored hair and/or eyes. Comes in grades ranging up to 24 karat.
Shlomo the Jew: This ain't your average jewery. This shit is 24 karat jewery.
Tyrone: Fuckin' brush that shit, nasty ass jewboy.
Tyrone: Fuckin' brush that shit, nasty ass jewboy.
Jewery by the coolest mother fucker I am February 28, 2011
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