Saltined 

The crunching up and spreading of saltine crackers onto one's car, driveway, or house resulting in the owner having to pick up the salty debris via hands. This is considered a very personal offense in Western cultures.

"Ay yo T.J. yo car just called saltined by some janky-ass bitches!"

Saltined by jdaddybezee June 20, 2009

saltine splash 

To ejaculate in someones mouth causing a salty aftertaste.

I quenched her thirst with a saltine splash.

saltine splash by Fautbauxter August 28, 2007

Big Saltine 

The greatest white rapper ever. Throws it down for the Chi. Can be seen with an entourage including all members of BTL. Lil Krakka, Welch's The Grapeman, Poppa P, Young Blunt, Redikalis M.A.T., H-Kron, Chukee D, and Midget Man.

LaTrell: Yo you here that new Big Saltine joint

Markezion: Ya it flyer than a mofucka

Thomas: He did appear to sound very good on his new song

Big Saltine by BrockP October 27, 2010

Saltine 

A salty white person. Referring to the slang term cracker as a white person.

Bro stop being a saltine

Saltine by Pause Applause April 22, 2017

Find the saltine 

A game mad famous on the popular T.V. show scrubs. The game is played by one person placing a saltine within view somewhere on their person and challenging others to spot it.

A typical game of Find the saltine
Janitor "takes saltine from turk's shirt"

Turk "do you play?"

Janitor "takes saltine from own shirt"

Find the saltine by honkyhater69 November 27, 2011

Saltine Nachos 

Someone of white and hispanic descent. Not quite a beaner, but not a quite cracker. These people usually have hybrid vigor and are highly intelligent, but are also hard workers. They are known to have rhythm, a great sense of humor and a way with the opposite sex. They possess the best of both worlds.

Damn! did you see that cracker hurdle that fence?

Dude that's no cracker that guy is Saltine Nachos, fence jumping is in his blood.

Saltine Nachos by Saltine Nachos February 2, 2010

saltine 

A saltine is a person who is a cracker/cracka and is also a square. The term is derived from the famous saltine brand of crackers, which are square shaped.

That dude is a muddafuggin saltine -- a cracka and a square!

saltine by hustlerballer April 28, 2006