sally the salty
sally the salty by dedre September 8, 2020
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Sally The salamander
1. Noun: A state of blissful joy.
2. Noun: An extremely lucky person, probably blessed by an holy spirit.
(Can be reduced to "Sal'" or "Sally")
2. Noun: An extremely lucky person, probably blessed by an holy spirit.
(Can be reduced to "Sal'" or "Sally")
Sally The salamander by ChARtoUze October 22, 2020
sally the salmon
a fucking salmon
also fucked a man who blew up a country then died then came back (yeah hes jesus or something) and has a furry son names fundy
also fucked a man who blew up a country then died then came back (yeah hes jesus or something) and has a furry son names fundy
sally the salmon by scientificRoadkill July 21, 2021
sally the seed sower
the art of a female pursuing a male interest through a mannerism of subtlety "planting the seeds" thereby attaining the affection of the desired male.
this happens when the the role of 'gary groundwork' is reversed.
this happens when the the role of 'gary groundwork' is reversed.
Mary spent the entire night trying to impress John and although to begin with John was distant, her persistence drew him towards her as he soon fell into her trap.
Mary put her sally the seed sower skills to the test and was rewarded.
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sally the seed sower by b_evans2.0 March 19, 2013
The Salty Whale
When your woman reluctantly gives you permission for anal sex but you are so use to hearing her say "no" that when you are finally allowed access you are unprepared with the proper lubricant. In a pinch, you lube her ass with Crisco made from whale blubber. After you emptying your ball juice inside her ass and pull out, she farts spraying a misted version of your seed and the Crisco in the air similar to a whale blasting water out of its blow hole.
My wife was so angry that she allowed me not only to talk her into anal sex, but that I use d Crisco as a lube. Out of spite, when I finished and pulled out, she purposely farted and gave me The Salty Whale as revenge.
The Salty Whale by thedudebrown87 September 20, 2021
the salty rusticus
A Salty Rusticus is to have your old lady eat a can of cream corn then eat out her arse hole 24 hrs later.
Then drink an export to wash out your mouth
Then drink an export to wash out your mouth
the salty rusticus by Cool-murda November 6, 2017
the salty spittoon
the salty spittoon by Hash slinging slasher! July 23, 2014
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