4 definitions by thedudebrown87
When your woman reluctantly gives you permission for anal sex but you are so use to hearing her say "no" that when you are finally allowed access you are unprepared with the proper lubricant. In a pinch, you lube her ass with Crisco made from whale blubber. After you emptying your ball juice inside her ass and pull out, she farts spraying a misted version of your seed and the Crisco in the air similar to a whale blasting water out of its blow hole.
My wife was so angry that she allowed me not only to talk her into anal sex, but that I use d Crisco as a lube. Out of spite, when I finished and pulled out, she purposely farted and gave me The Salty Whale as revenge.
by thedudebrown87 September 20, 2021
This is the verb form of the word orangutan. This is when a woman is on her knees with her arms bent at a 90 degree angle with her forearms facing forward with a dick in each hand. She then proceeds to go back and forth between the two dicks aggressively blowing them while jerking the opposite dick off. She never spends more than 4 or 5 seconds with her mouth on one dick before switching back the the other dick. Most importantly in the second or two it takes her to switch her mouth from one meat stick to the other she yells like an excited ape (ahhh ahhh ahhhhhhh).
Yo dude, I was hanging out with my boy the other day at his house and this young chick from next door came over and started boozing it up with us. Next thing we know she orangutan'd us! Dude she just dropped to her knees and started aping out on our dicks.
by thedudebrown87 January 31, 2017
This is the verb form of the word orangutan. This is when a woman is on her knees with her arms bent at a 90 degree angle with her forearms facing forward with a dick in each hand. She then proceeds to go back and forth between the two dicks aggressively blowing them while jerking the opposite dick off. She never spends more than 4 or 5 seconds with her mouth on one dick before switching back the the other dick. Most importantly in the second or two it takes her to switch her mouth from one meat stick to the other she yells like an excited ape (ahhh ahhh ahhhhhhh).
Yo dude, I was hanging out with my boy the other day at his house and this young chick from next door came over and started boozing it up with us. Next thing we know she orangutan'd us! Dude she just dropped to her knees and started aping out on our dicks.
by thedudebrown87 January 31, 2017
by thedudebrown87 December 31, 2022