1. Dallas: "Ahhh! I need a medic bag!"
2. Bain: "Dallas is down!"
3. Chains: "Get the fuck up!"
4. Dallas: "I'm dying!"
5. Bain: "Dallas is down!"
6. Anon: "Stop getting down, sallaD!"

sallaD by Pu$$yd3str0y3r616 September 20, 2018

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Sallad

i.e. dallas McColluh

wow, dallas is a pretty cool dude

Sallad by JD Dolores July 25, 2003

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tossing sallad

Licking somebody's ass. Done often in prisons as a initiation rite as a complement to sodomy and blow job.

-Toss my salad, bitch!
-Yesterday, that pussy Arnold tossed my sallad.
-Where's John? -Tossing my sallad!

tossing sallad by Andreas April 5, 2004

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THE SALAD GLOVE®

(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)

**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**

Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.

THE SALAD GLOVE® by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013

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salad shootin'

When you've eaten too much salad, or other fiber source, and the second your butt hits the toilet seat feces shoots out at high velocity.

Neil: Hey man, you coming, we're gonna be late for that statistical overview meeting!

Bob: Naw, dude, I'm gonna be salad shootin' for a few more hours. NEVER eat Mexican yogurt!!!

salad shootin' by BADxKARMA April 4, 2013