Sallad

the name dallas spelled backwards

sallad r teh pimp!!!!

by Dallas August 7, 2004

sallaD

Dallas, Texas.

I can't wait to go back to sallaD again!

by buickregal01 August 3, 2020

sallaD

Nickname created by the community for the character Dallas from Payday franchise.

1. Dallas: "Ahhh! I need a medic bag!"
2. Bain: "Dallas is down!"
3. Chains: "Get the fuck up!"
4. Dallas: "I'm dying!"
5. Bain: "Dallas is down!"
6. Anon: "Stop getting down, sallaD!"

by Pu$$yd3str0y3r616 September 20, 2018

Sallad

i.e. dallas McColluh

wow, dallas is a pretty cool dude

by JD Dolores July 25, 2003

tossing sallad

Licking somebody's ass. Done often in prisons as a initiation rite as a complement to sodomy and blow job.

-Toss my salad, bitch!
-Yesterday, that pussy Arnold tossed my sallad.
-Where's John? -Tossing my sallad!

by Andreas April 5, 2004

THE SALAD GLOVE®

(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)

**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**

Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.

by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013

salad shootin'

When you've eaten too much salad, or other fiber source, and the second your butt hits the toilet seat feces shoots out at high velocity.

Neil: Hey man, you coming, we're gonna be late for that statistical overview meeting!

Bob: Naw, dude, I'm gonna be salad shootin' for a few more hours. NEVER eat Mexican yogurt!!!

by BADxKARMA April 4, 2013