1. Dallas: "Ahhh! I need a medic bag!"
2. Bain: "Dallas is down!"
3. Chains: "Get the fuck up!"
4. Dallas: "I'm dying!"
5. Bain: "Dallas is down!"
6. Anon: "Stop getting down, sallaD!"

sallaD by Pu$$yd3str0y3r616 September 20, 2018

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Sallad

i.e. dallas McColluh

wow, dallas is a pretty cool dude

Sallad by JD Dolores July 25, 2003

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tossing sallad

Licking somebody's ass. Done often in prisons as a initiation rite as a complement to sodomy and blow job.

-Toss my salad, bitch!
-Yesterday, that pussy Arnold tossed my sallad.
-Where's John? -Tossing my sallad!

tossing sallad by Andreas April 5, 2004

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THE SALAD GLOVE®

(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)

**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**

Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.

THE SALAD GLOVE® by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013

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salad shootin'

When you've eaten too much salad, or other fiber source, and the second your butt hits the toilet seat feces shoots out at high velocity.

Neil: Hey man, you coming, we're gonna be late for that statistical overview meeting!

Bob: Naw, dude, I'm gonna be salad shootin' for a few more hours. NEVER eat Mexican yogurt!!!

salad shootin' by BADxKARMA April 4, 2013

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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