splashole

A person who drives a vehicle down a flooded street too fast, creating waves that splash into homes and businesses.

That pickup drove so fast down my flooded street it made waves that went into my house. That driver is a real splashole.

by KeyWestDan September 12, 2020

Splatholm Syndrome

When a splatcord member becomes obsessed with splatcord and talks in it day and night, and if they’re timed out or kicked/banned they make several alt accounts to continue talking in it, posing as theirselves or as a whole new person.

“Why do you keep leaving and rejoining splatcord?”
“I think I have Splatholm Syndrome …”

by DEMOTEEIGHT2024 June 10, 2023

Splasholocation

What one uses to pee in a half-sleepy state turning on the bright bathroom lights only burns your eyes so you piss by sound. Never miss.

Blind Peter urinated by splasholocation so he wouldn't miss.

by Reddit March 29, 2009

spashley

The combination of the names Spencer and Ashley from the hit tv show South of Nowhere on The-N. It's an affectionate term used mostly by the people for the ship.

Spashley is the best thing on this show!
Ashley:I want you and I don't want to hurt you.
Spencer: I can take care of myself and with some left over to take care of you.

by Ryanne E August 16, 2006

Splashberry

Originally the name of a drink at Ihop containing Sprite/7up and fruit syrup, changed to mean a turd that, when it hits the water in a toilet bowl, splashes water up onto your butt hole.

"Dude, I just dropped a Splashberry"
"Aww man... I hate those"

by Odhrain February 15, 2010

Smashole

A substitute word for calling someone a pussy/ an actual vagina.

Mark was being such a smashole; he didn't talk to any girls at the party and got his ass beat.

Her smashole was so beat I had no choice except to leave immediately.

by Dr. Snicklefritz November 2, 2010

SplashBerry

When a female ejaculates while on her period leaving a bloody disarray for her sexual partner.

"Ben: Dude how was last night with Rachel!?
Josh: Don't ask!!!
Ben:why, what happened?
Josh: I got SplashBerry in my eye!!!"

by Ihopper December 28, 2014