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salamjon by Einsteingorill November 22, 2021
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salamon
me: hello what’s your last name?
person: salamon.
me: omg you’re perfect
person: thanks
me: marry me
person: salamon.
me: omg you’re perfect
person: thanks
me: marry me
salamon by ihateeveryone1247 April 2, 2022
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Ben-Salamon
A Ben-Salamon is usually a Jewish Australian lad who rocks a nice mullet and has a large dick. A Ben-Salamon had good style, is a bitch-magnet within a 5 kilometre radius and usually fucks them all in one night. A ben-Salamon goes through puberty at the age of 10-11 years old, and finishes at 13. He can have a full grown beard by age 14. A ben-Salamon never had ginger pubes, is never any other sexuality than straight, but can be homiesexual depending on what mood he is in.
Ben-Salamon by avahan59 August 23, 2022
salamonbitch
salamonbitch by Abe1234 August 29, 2009
salamon
Salamon is THE best and most greatest last name of all time. When you see someone with the last name “Salamon” keeps them in your life forever because they are the most pure, perfect person ever!!! Also, salamon is the best variation of this last name. If you see any other spelling run because “sala” is the best way to do it.
salamon by applezandorangez November 24, 2021
salamonca
A very excited and hyped up individual that always runs from the cops for no reason whatsoever. A Salamonca normally pertains to very skinny and short individuals with a strong addiction to meth and other drugs. A Salamonca is known for its ability to scale sides of buildings with ease like Gollum and screech at the moon from rooftops like a Devil. Few Salamoncas have ever been really caught as they have no problems with pain. The only way to catch a Salamonca is to become a Salamonca.
The Salamoncas' history was begun in Patterson Ca.
The Salamoncas' history was begun in Patterson Ca.
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