by Arabian king November 23, 2021
Get the saimoni mug.A Simonida is a girl of natural beauty. She is very smart and trustworthy. They are most likely Serbians, usually paler and almost always have brown hair. Consider yourself lucky if you meet a Simonida, there aren't very many in the world. When she goes out, she is by far the prettiest girl at the club or party. She is friends with everyone, very sociable and lovable. Her hair is beyond beautiful, she enjoys compliments. You will never forget her if you meet one.
Person 1: Who's that? She's so pretty!
Person 2: That's Simonida. You should talk to her, she's so nice and smart. It's impossible to hate her!
Person 2: That's Simonida. You should talk to her, she's so nice and smart. It's impossible to hate her!
by ForeverMe December 15, 2013
Get the Simonida mug.1.The act of a Fancy man running his hand over raw salmon in order to prepare it for additional action, usually involving application to a GIF, video, or meme image, for online media entertainment purposes. 2.The application of an image of a Fancy man rubbing salmon to a video/gif/meme/photo. Related: rubbing salmon.
by MaryInMaryland71 January 9, 2021
Get the salmoning mug.Simonita is the definition of a boss ass bitch. She has been through hell, but still continues to kick ass with a smile on her brace face. She is one of the best people to hang out with, you will never be bored when you're her friend. You will be required to go through obstacle courses at hotels, sing in cars, hike in the mountains, and have depressing conversations every now and then. If you find a Simonita, keep her!
by Somegsomewhere October 12, 2017
Get the Simonita mug.Riding a bicycle against the intended flow of traffic in a bike lane. It is sometimes also used to refer to riding on the wrong side of the road (facing car traffic instead of with traffic). The term comes from salmon, which swim upstream as part of their life cycle.
by Pops Ritters July 16, 2018
Get the salmoning mug.He is very much known as a heavy mood swinger, becuase he adds to much strees to be good and happy, but becuase of his nice consideration of caring for a person he is very nice. And he is also known to be a religious person, he can be smart especially with people and phisicall movements with his muscles, but he is not known to be a lover. He is very much a loyal person who is overly calm person, but if you annoy him when he is calm he will first stare at you then will attack you after you annoy him to much, but be careful a saimon is known to be strong, the reason is, becuase he is he dose sports to release it, that is why he is strong. So do not annoy him to much. He is known to be talkitive when he is full of energy and happy, but if talk to him when he is calm and tired he will kick your ass, but remember it is not good to make a saimon to calm or esle he will absorb to much stress and turn it voilent.
A saimon are only loyal when it comes to times when they are treated like a brother. This person will do anything for a person, if they know that he is treated good and well, he will treat you just the same, execept he will even be a step more offering then you are offering to him, so if you treat him nice he will treat you as a master and he will consider you as a God father. So if you ask him to commit sepuku he will do it, for loyalty.
by Nas Mace March 15, 2013
Get the Saimon mug.Any man who hates his own gender and believes that women, or anything female or feminine in nature is superior to men, or anything masculine or male. They think men are virtually worthless, abnormal weirdos with no character. They may go to somewhat extreme measures by threatening men who dare say anything contrary to their beliefs.
Kevin believes that women are perfect and can do no wrong. When another man in his ward got in an argument with a young woman and called her on her wrong doing and rude behavior, he got very angry and sent the young man to his office. Mr. Salmon proceeded to threaten to rip out the young man's throat if he didn't stop and even called the police. He banished the young man from the ward after berating him, and never wanted to see him again. That ward is infected with a salmonite bishop.
by BHart October 19, 2008
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