Salmonite 

Any man who hates his own gender and believes that women, or anything female or feminine in nature is superior to men, or anything masculine or male. They think men are virtually worthless, abnormal weirdos with no character. They may go to somewhat extreme measures by threatening men who dare say anything contrary to their beliefs.

Kevin believes that women are perfect and can do no wrong. When another man in his ward got in an argument with a young woman and called her on her wrong doing and rude behavior, he got very angry and sent the young man to his office. Mr. Salmon proceeded to threaten to rip out the young man's throat if he didn't stop and even called the police. He banished the young man from the ward after berating him, and never wanted to see him again. That ward is infected with a salmonite bishop.

Salmonite by BHart October 19, 2008

Uncle Samsonite

Uncle Samsonite is a mythical beast started by the youtuber Jake Bowen. His origin derives from a video of Jake, his twin brother Larry, and one I could not identify where it shows 3 people watching TV, one dressed as 'Uncle Samsonite'. In later years Jake Bowen came back with an animated video called 'Uncle Samsonite Pays a Visit'. This eventually turned into the youtube series known as Uncle Samsonite. In this youtube series Uncle Samsonite is eating the soul of Jake. The trademark song of this youtube series would have to be Ginuwine - Pony.

It's time to have some fun... With Uncle Samsonite!

Uncle Samsonite by defnotdgrawns March 1, 2017

Samsonite 

A cheer of joyce or a celebration of success

Dude, I got accepted to harvard
- Samsonite!!

Samsonite by Ha-Batul May 13, 2019

salmoning 

1.The act of a Fancy man running his hand over raw salmon in order to prepare it for additional action, usually involving application to a GIF, video, or meme image, for online media entertainment purposes. 2.The application of an image of a Fancy man rubbing salmon to a video/gif/meme/photo. Related: rubbing salmon.

Can you believe that Fancy guy on discord corrupting all those gifs and memes with his salmoning?

salmoning by MaryInMaryland71 January 9, 2021

Suckass Samsonite 

A gritty and angry little nickname I coined as a child for my peripatetic father who frequently left me at home in the boring United States while he traveled all over the world having interesting adventures.

I was standing at the front door for what seemed like the hundredth time saying goodbye to him and after glancing downward at his worn, blue suitcase, I uttered, “See you sometime, Suckass Samsonite, have a nice trip!”

Suckass Samsonite by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2021

salmoning 

Riding a bicycle against the intended flow of traffic in a bike lane. It is sometimes also used to refer to riding on the wrong side of the road (facing car traffic instead of with traffic). The term comes from salmon, which swim upstream as part of their life cycle.

Hey, that guy's riding the wrong way in the bike lane! Stop salmoning, dude!

salmoning by Pops Ritters July 16, 2018

Uncle Samsonite

The glorious interdimensional God. With powers on par with Mama Kathy and Chef Boyardee. To this great magnificent creature off brand items from Kroger and Wal-mart are signs of infidelity. To capture his presence one must play 'Pony' by Ginuwine.

Uncle Samsonite, is a devorer of memes.

Uncle Samsonite by Dankmemes4jesus July 7, 2018