Saimon

He is very much known as a heavy mood swinger, becuase he adds to much strees to be good and happy, but becuase of his nice consideration of caring for a person he is very nice. And he is also known to be a religious person, he can be smart especially with people and phisicall movements with his muscles, but he is not known to be a lover. He is very much a loyal person who is overly calm person, but if you annoy him when he is calm he will first stare at you then will attack you after you annoy him to much, but be careful a saimon is known to be strong, the reason is, becuase he is he dose sports to release it, that is why he is strong. So do not annoy him to much. He is known to be talkitive when he is full of energy and happy, but if talk to him when he is calm and tired he will kick your ass, but remember it is not good to make a saimon to calm or esle he will absorb to much stress and turn it voilent.

A saimon are only loyal when it comes to times when they are treated like a brother. This person will do anything for a person, if they know that he is treated good and well, he will treat you just the same, execept he will even be a step more offering then you are offering to him, so if you treat him nice he will treat you as a master and he will consider you as a God father. So if you ask him to commit sepuku he will do it, for loyalty.

by Nas Mace March 15, 2013

Saimon

If your name is Saimon your gay. His brother is handsome named Sebastian. Saimon mostly cries if he loses on any game or other arguments .

Sebastian: I bet I can beat you in Fortnite!

Saimon: Bet:
*Sebastian claps Saimon*
Saimon: *Crying and Raging*

by Sebastian Haley December 11, 2019

Salmon Arm

Salmon Arm is a touristy but cool town in British Colombia that is known for it's great fishing and hiking. However it became famous in 2016 when in two separate and unrelated incidents, fathers were arrested for hitting their young daughters after they found out the girls were passing out nudes and nasty porn all over school. The fathers got in a shit load of trouble but managed to stay out of jail. It's unknown if the two girls are back to passing out nudes and porn all over school.

Dude, if you go to Salmon Arm in the winter, you sure as hell better like snow.

by oceancats February 11, 2017

Salmon Arm

Salmon Arm, British Columbia is a pleasant little town that gets colder than a son of a bitch in the winter but is known for being a nice place for doing outdoor stuff if you don't mind freezing your ass off. The town became sort of famous a couple of years ago when an attention seeking 13 year old girl started sending nasty porn of herself to all the guys in town. Her daddy didn't like it so he womped her on the arse with a belt and the attention seeking little thot ran to the police and reported him. She got lots of attention and loved the publicity. And then a year later another little thot in town needed attention so she started sending out porn all over. When he daddy smacked her she also ran to the police. Neither father went to jail but the little hoes are now even more conceited and attention seeking and are back to sending porn of themselves all over school.

Salmon Arm is a little town in the middle of nowhere that has some really attention seeking little thots with enormous egos that love running to the cops when the fathers try and keep the girls from being hoes.

by hnoss August 24, 2017

Simon Lo

Simon Lo is a teacher from LSC. He weighs 3000kg and he can't run 100m to catch the 42 bus after school. He is known as the pig that shouts. He makes videos about himself sitting on a chair and call it science lessons. He makes stupid jokes like 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C that is murdering you in chinese.

Student A: Simon Lo is coming!!
Simon Lo: *slams books on table because he too fat can't carry
Student B: WOW!

Simon Lo: If you don't bring homework i will🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C you!!!

by JohnMakFan November 11, 2020

Saison Marguerite

A character from the webseries, "The Most Popular Girls in School." She is a student from Overland Park High School with a French accent who claims to be from France, when in fact, she's a fucking bitch from Montreal. She often says, "how do you say", before saying words she clearly knows how to fucking say.

"Saison Marguerite, why do you say 'how do you say' before words you clearly know how to say?!"

by Beyonce's Bottom Bitch March 18, 2013

salmon cowbell

a huge cunt. thats everything I have to say

Did you heard that Louis and Harry were forced to stay in the closet?

Yeah that salmon cowbell made them hide their sexuality

by fuckyouretight April 5, 2021