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Sameness 

The definition of sameness is the same as when u say same but with ness added to the end to be extra...
Friend 1: I enjoy shopping
Friend 2: Sameness
Sameness by Holly Ems May 16, 2019
Related Words
sagmen • sameness • samen • sagen • saguenay • Samendu • samentha • Saumensch • #sagen • saemen

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator 

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.
This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

johnny segment 

One who does not finish stories told.
Who are you dishing out stories in chunks? , Johnny Segment!
Français:
Région au Québec qui a été colonisé en 1845. Belle région développée près de la rivière Saguenay, l'une des principales rivières qui rejoint le fleuve Saint-Laurent.

English:
Region in Quebec, which was colonized in 1845. Beautiful developed region near the Saguenay River, a major river which joins the St. Laurent.St. Lawrence
no examples for Saguenay sorry
Saguenay by Waleskun April 4, 2011

External secant segment 

An external secant segment is an obscure math term that sounds like you're describing a retarded piece of shit. Call someone this if they're being extremely fake and gay
External secant segment: 🅱️eter

retard: shut up secant

Swagmentum

{swag-MEN-tuhm} noun, plural Swagmenta {-tuh}, Swagmentums

1.
The procedure in which swagg (swagger) accumulates, usually resulting in high levels of freshness, being fly, confidence, style, and straight up awesomeness; gaining a more refined demeanor and courageousness as the day (or year) goes on.

Megan: Holy flip! Check out it out! Slate's getting his third number for the day!
Gina: What the whaaay!? Dude! Forreal?
Megan: He's been up for like 25 hours. His swagmentum's been runnin' strong past a day.
Gina: Shh-hh-hh-hh-ch-chh! 'Fhe goes cray-crayfish any harder we might lose him to the feel.

2.
Force or speed of any baller (usually lax); stimulus, as of a physical object, or course of cool shit.

Jeffrey gained swagmentum by releasing his own music and artwork, seeing the general public, and staying chill.

3.
The amount The Void places itself into your psyche.
Ethan: So yeah, I was sayin', drawing and art as a whole kind of allows a person to express themselves without using..conventional terms. The art and the message will always be the same. The artist knows this, I know this, you know this. You're smart, of course you know this. But what changes is time and what varies are the interpreters. The Beatles, for instance, weren't all that "huge" back in their day.. well, okay, they were, but look at them comparatively. Folks didn't know that John and them were starting a revolution. They were merely living in it. Now, half of them dead, they're selling just as much if not more of their work. Van Gogh hardly circulated a painting until after he died and his sister-in-law decided to help him out. Sheeze. This happens more than we all know. What I'm saying is, is that art doesn't merely capture expression, it captures an emotion in time. And what can possibly be cooler than that?
Gina: You're so cool. You're swagmentum's a 12.5 out of ten... Have me right here and now.
Swagmentum by refinedhippie July 10, 2012
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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