Saggy Maggy 

An ill-fitting condom, specifically those of the Trojan Magnum variety; or a man wearing a clearly over sized condom.

Gabbi: "So how'd your date go last night? did you give him some?"

Annie: "Dinner was ok but when we got home he pulled out a magnum...."

Gabbi: "What's wrong with that?"

Annie: "He is to small for all of that!"

Gabbi: "Just say NO to Saggy Maggys!"

Saggy Maggy by Condom Fairy July 2, 2012

saggy maggy 

a person who has grown significant fat rolls around their middle/waist/arms, any part of the body really and who feel the need to sit there with clothes that are far too tight and lean over showing their stretch marks to the world

a saggy maggy is someone who has ate too many burgers or "all the pies" as they say in wigan

saggy maggy by shelley aka saggy maggy March 14, 2007

Saggy Maggies

Droopy breasts, usually on an older woman. From Cypress Hill: "Remember sista Maggie; Her tits were kinda saggy; Used to sell me buddah outta fucked up little baggies".

"She'd still be ok for a go, swing the saggie maggies eh?"

Saggy Maggies by Anonymous June 23, 2003

Saggy Maggie 

when you give or receive a blow job, but the receiver does not have a erection of the penis

"Dude this chick gave me a Saggy Maggie last night"

"What, you can't get a boner or something?"

"SHUT UP!"

Saggy Maggie by shaggwire10 April 15, 2012

slaggy maggie 

Girl from west end of town, rough loose and loves a cock in her bum usually one of her best friends fellas, cute innocent looking and owns a staffie dog

She's a slaggy Maggie

slaggy maggie by Blackpoolfc3212 July 31, 2016

saggybaggy

an old evil woman usaly used by skaters

"dude saggybaggy called the cops on us for skating"

saggybaggy by Malachi Frey November 25, 2007