Safed

The act of placing an object, in a location for safekeeping and then, subsequently, failing to remember the items location.

“Help!”; “I lost my car keys!!”, “I know I had them on me when I walked in the door, last night!”; Ryan exclaimed, as he frantically searched his apartment, and all the while, definitely late for work.

“Calm down, man; take a chill pill.” Said Josh; his smooth voice, carrying through the open doorway. “It’ll be okay; I’ll help you search. You haven’t, effectively, “lost” your keys, anyway; you’ve just safed them.”

by Word Banger October 25, 2019

safed

The past tense of safe where an object or item has been made safe to be worked on without harm.

This electrical outlet has been safed off. You can work on it now.

by KrunkMasterFLEX October 8, 2019

Safed

Stupid as fuck everything decisions SAFED

SAFED Making decisions without thinking.

by Neetasherree September 21, 2023

Safed Kameez

A close friend that you can rely on in time of need, and reach out to without being judged. Typically a person that one would call first in an emergency.

When John left his work for a week to be by my side, I knew he was my 'Safed Kameez' .

I wish I had a 'Safed Kameez' as Susan has.

by Panchhi March 21, 2019

Keep you safe

"Keep you safe" or "stay safe" is an ambiguous and vaguely menacing phrase to keep people in line, a bit like when a gangster offers a business protection in return for a small fee. In order to stay safe, one must avoid things such as scientific fact, critical thinking, divergent opinions and basic civil rights. Instead, follow the soyence, and get all your misinformation fact checked. This phrase used to be known as "for your safety" or "for security purposes".

"We are installing cameras in all restrooms to keep our customers safe."

"In order to keep you safe, you must follow our guidelines and abandon independent thought."

"We want all our stakeholders to stay safe. That is why they will have to have microchip implants to access basic amenities. To keep you safe.'

by RayBidd February 9, 2022

safe music

songs easily identified by accessible melodies and catchy choruses, normally played on mainstream or pop radio stations. Safe music, or having safe musical tastes, is often singable and easy to listen to by a wide and diverse audience.

All Brian listens to is safe music. Whenever the tunes sound heavy or edgy, he changes the station.

by D.S. Credito March 8, 2015

safe school

An Australian primary school which has dropped education and is now a daytime gender transitioning clinic for young children, where parents have no control.

Don't want to rush into your child's Gender Transition? Their school will do it anyway, with the help of Safe Schools. They don't need your consent.

by HbombBrisley March 27, 2019