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The act of placing an object, in a location for safekeeping and then, subsequently, failing to remember the items location.
“Help!”; “I lost my car keys!!”, “I know I had them on me when I walked in the door, last night!”; Ryan exclaimed, as he frantically searched his apartment, and all the while, definitely late for work.

“Calm down, man; take a chill pill.” Said Josh; his smooth voice, carrying through the open doorway. “It’ll be okay; I’ll help you search. You haven’t, effectively, “lost” your keys, anyway; you’ve just safed them.”
by Word Banger October 25, 2019

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The sound a spray paint can makes when you push the nozzle.
While I was spray painting my mailbox, the can made a pbiff noise.
by Word Banger June 23, 2020

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