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Sad Pants 

A term either to describe a person (usually female) or a phenomena in which they attempt with a desperation to fit into a pair of skin tight jeans or booty shorts that don't fit at all. The result is people first noticing then running away screaming in disgust. Also, the said jeans or booty shorts look like they are crying for the person to evacuate their space which is beyond any reasonable capacity. Hence why it is referred to as sad pants.
Jesus H Christ Sad Pants!!!! Do you own a pair of jeans or shorts that have actually lived!?!?!!?!?!?
Sad Pants by O.G. Junior Mint September 18, 2015

sad in the pants 

1 )When a person is subject to something so depressing or disheartening that it eliminates or prevents all evidence of sexual arousal.

2 )The opposite of being happy in the pants.

1 )Shannon was really mean to me before Christmas; I was sad in the pants for a whole week.

2 )Today Claire told me that just because I was necessary didn't mean I was important. That made me sad in the pants.

Sadpants 

A character generated in the mind of an avid cartoonaphile who is so sad that even the way his pants hang comes across as tragically sorrowful and pathetic.
Oh my God, there’s Sadpants coming toward us, look at his pants and just try your damndest not to start crying!
Sadpants by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2020

sadpants 

The pants emo kids wear. They are tight, narrow leg jeans, that are black, just like the souls of the emo kids that wear them.
Eli: Look at all those cool kids standing around.

Sean: Yeah, they are pretty depressed and angst ridden about their life and the second hand bmw their parents bought them.

Eli: How can you tell?

Sean: They are wearing sadpants
sadpants by Elisabunny March 9, 2010
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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