sad pants
A variation on sad panda. When you're so sad, you need an inanimate object to describe the depths of your despair.
sad pants by blackdogeater August 3, 2011
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Sad Pants
A term either to describe a person (usually female) or a phenomena in which they attempt with a desperation to fit into a pair of skin tight jeans or booty shorts that don't fit at all. The result is people first noticing then running away screaming in disgust. Also, the said jeans or booty shorts look like they are crying for the person to evacuate their space which is beyond any reasonable capacity. Hence why it is referred to as sad pants.
Jesus H Christ Sad Pants!!!! Do you own a pair of jeans or shorts that have actually lived!?!?!!?!?!?
Sad Pants by O.G. Junior Mint September 18, 2015
Related Words
sadpants • sad in the pants • säd • sad nigga hours • sad boi hours • sad boy • sad clown • sad panda • Sad Boi • sad face
sad in the pants
1 )When a person is subject to something so depressing or disheartening that it eliminates or prevents all evidence of sexual arousal.
2 )The opposite of being happy in the pants.
2 )The opposite of being happy in the pants.
1 )Shannon was really mean to me before Christmas; I was sad in the pants for a whole week.
2 )Today Claire told me that just because I was necessary didn't mean I was important. That made me sad in the pants.
2 )Today Claire told me that just because I was necessary didn't mean I was important. That made me sad in the pants.
sad in the pants by Michael Thomas May 3, 2007
Sadpants
A character generated in the mind of an avid cartoonaphile who is so sad that even the way his pants hang comes across as tragically sorrowful and pathetic.
Oh my God, there’s Sadpants coming toward us, look at his pants and just try your damndest not to start crying!
Sadpants by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2020
sadpants
The pants emo kids wear. They are tight, narrow leg jeans, that are black, just like the souls of the emo kids that wear them.
Eli: Look at all those cool kids standing around.
Sean: Yeah, they are pretty depressed and angst ridden about their life and the second hand bmw their parents bought them.
Eli: How can you tell?
Sean: They are wearing sadpants
Sean: Yeah, they are pretty depressed and angst ridden about their life and the second hand bmw their parents bought them.
Eli: How can you tell?
Sean: They are wearing sadpants
sadpants by Elisabunny March 9, 2010
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
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