10 definitions by O.G. Junior Mint

Word used to describe that up your ass ,annoying , vegan you may know who claims to know every thing , be superior to everyone, and condemn any meat eater alive because they are vegan. However, this same said person wears leather jackets, boots, belts and/or has leather purses/handbags.
The vegancrite condemned us to hell for eating hamburgers as she turned around and walked away in her leather motorcycle boots, leather jacket clutching her leather purse. On a scale of 1 to 10 on the how full of shit is this person meter a vegancrite is about a 15.
by O.G. Junior Mint May 24, 2015
A term either to describe a person (usually female) or a phenomena in which they attempt with a desperation to fit into a pair of skin tight jeans or booty shorts that don't fit at all. The result is people first noticing then running away screaming in disgust. Also, the said jeans or booty shorts look like they are crying for the person to evacuate their space which is beyond any reasonable capacity. Hence why it is referred to as sad pants.
Jesus H Christ Sad Pants!!!! Do you own a pair of jeans or shorts that have actually lived!?!?!!?!?!?
by O.G. Junior Mint August 13, 2015
An expression to describe something so outrageously weird, attention baiting or deliberately absurd that only hipsters could be behind it.
A free range, organic, vegan, peanut butter and jelly taco stand?!?!? What the hip is going on here?!?!!? She claims to play lead xylophone in a Run DMC cover band. What the hip is that all about!?!!?
by O.G. Junior Mint May 24, 2015
A unit of measurement used by hipsters in which "coolness" is determined. The more "artsy" pictures they can create they cooler they become in the realm of what is hip.

Also, a unit of measurement to determine just how self absorbed, attention needy and undateable some people actually are through the amount of selfies they put on Instagram, as if Facebook isn't enough.
Guy 1- "Whoa! That chick has about 350 selfies on Instagram."

Guy 2- "Yeah, wow, that makes her about a 7.5/10 on the undateable scale. Good luck to anyone stuck with her."

Even though that hipster has put up 200 "art" photos on Instagram that look like they were left out in the sun on the end of a coffee table and substituted as a drink coaster, he's considered the hip of the hipest now by the hipster community.
by O.G. Junior Mint May 27, 2015
a sick ass, psychopathic assassin, with souped up weapons and more ninja skills than sonny chiba. there's a 90% probability that he will kill your ass if you see him.
noted for being in the movie "no country for old men"
Yo, that's Anton Chigurh ova' there dogg! We betta jet 'fore he ghosts our asses!
by O.G. Junior Mint December 26, 2007
A phenomena becoming more frequent amongst white women with big noses. These said white women think by getting a nose piercing that their beak is somehow going to look smaller. When, in fact, it just makes their nose look that much painfully bigger.
Dude 1- Sweet Jesus, checkout the snow cone on that girl!

Dude 2- Wow, her nose looks worse now with that piercing than it did before!
by O.G. Junior Mint May 26, 2015
The most feared and elite wrestling group ever. It's best incarnation was it's original lineup of "Nature Boy" Ric flair, Ole anderson, "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard and were managed by James J. Dillion.
The group got weaker as time went on but, had some notable members in it's later days such as Barry Windham, Brian Pillman,Chris Benoit and Lex
Luger. The nWo and Dengeneration X would have never existed if it weren't for The Four Horsemen. The closest thing to The Four horsemen was Evolution in the WWE.

The Four Horseman partied like rock stars, spent a fortune, made a fortune and looked and acted like total pimps. The best thing about the Horsemen were they would all talk a ton of shit then completely back it up by kicking peoples asses and sometimes crippling them. Like they did to Dusty Rhodes on more than one occasion.
Man no one could be as cool and as bad ass as the Four Horseman. They talked the talk walked the walk kicked everyone ass and got all the women. Diamonds are forever and so are The Four Horsemen!

Man, don't mess with Ric Flair he'll get the rest of The Four Horsemen to beat your ass down!
by O.G. Junior Mint May 30, 2008