sad crown
sad crown by arrrr_matey July 10, 2022
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sad crown • sad clown • Sad Clown Face • Russian sad clown • the sad clown • Sad Brown Clown • Sad Little Clown • This was made for sad_wabbit on Instagram because he looks like a monkey and wants to clown on others for their religion (he told me to write a book about why we should respect others beliefs) • säd • sad nigga hours
Sad Clown
The act of a female performing deep fellatio on a male while wearing heavy mascara and/or eyeliner. The depth of the act may initiate the gag reflex causing her eyes to water, resulting in her mascara to run down each cheek; thus, resembling a sad clown when she looks up at you.
Sad Clown by Mr. Rotten Treats July 20, 2009
Russian sad clown
When a ladie is giving you "head", before you get off, tell her you have crabs and when she backs her head up and widens her eyes, you blow your load in her eye so she looks like those pictures of sad clowns
John: Dude you should have been at the party last night
Nate: Why, what happened
John: I gave Nancy a Russian sad clown
Nate:WHAAAAAAAAAAAT! I did that to her last week....Snoogans but thats awsome
Nate: Why, what happened
John: I gave Nancy a Russian sad clown
Nate:WHAAAAAAAAAAAT! I did that to her last week....Snoogans but thats awsome
Russian sad clown by slappy wag o'harra January 6, 2008
sad clown
When you are ready to cum after a blowjob, come into each eye of your lover, making him or her tear up and have cum dribble down their eyes. Then punch them in the nose, making a red bloody nose, resembling a sad clown.
sad clown by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007
the sad clown
the sad clown by bobeto lee December 13, 2007
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