arrrr_matey's definitions

reverse dirty pirate

When a girl is giving a man a blow job, but instead of swallowing she spits it in his eye and kicks him in the shin so he's blind in one eye and hopping around as if with a peg leg.

Why are you so blind today? Did your mom give you a reverse dirty pirate last night?

by arrrr_matey September 6, 2013

sad crown

A flaccid uncircumcised penis with the foreskin pulled back.

Let me send you a photo of my sad crown.

by arrrr_matey July 10, 2022