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Poor Man's Blumpkin
Poor Man's Blumpkin by Mudkipz9001 October 9, 2009
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Devil's Blumpkin
The male drinks a whole bottle of hot sauce, then when his stomach gets ready to explode the girl fills her mouth with jalapeño peppers and blows him while he's shitting, making sure to pay attention to his dickhole.
Me: Larry why are you walking so funny?
Larry: My girlfriend gave me a Devil's Blumpkin last night and I'm burning through my dickhole to my asshole.
Larry: My girlfriend gave me a Devil's Blumpkin last night and I'm burning through my dickhole to my asshole.
Devil's Blumpkin by Tickleroftaints March 5, 2022
Gentleman’s Blumpkin
Gentleman’s Blumpkin by OfficialJKitty April 30, 2023
Businessman's Blumpkin
The act of taking a shit country blumpkin style, while also smoking a nice cigar. You, sir, are a gentleman of refined taste.
Bob: Did you get that file to the President yet?
Daryll: No, he was busy with his 9 O'clock businessman's blumpkin.
Daryll: No, he was busy with his 9 O'clock businessman's blumpkin.
Businessman's Blumpkin by TheActuallyRealBillClinton April 5, 2025
Commuter’s Blumpkin
Commuter’s Blumpkin by Mikey1965 May 31, 2025
Blumpkin's Law
A situation in which a party is promised a specific result in a situation by another party, and the result fails to occur. In those circumstances, the second party must act out the promised original result.
Blumpkin's Law by Ernest P. Blumpkin May 14, 2009
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