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Where’s your dad 

Well where your dad is he might be at a store gettin some milk or he’s fuckin dead so yeah.
ex: you’re dad makes you a bowl of cereal but y’all don’t have milk so he sneaks out to go get it “where’s your dad?” Well he’s fuckin gone

what's your damage? 

A sarcastic way of asking someone about the mood they're in. Was coined in the 1988 teen drama, Heathers.
From Heathers (1988):

Heather Chandler: What's your damage? Brad says you're being a real *kuse*.
Veronic Sawyer: Heather, I feel really sick, like I'm gonna throw up, so can we please jam now?
what's your damage? by Tommyt August 28, 2005

who's your daddy?

Something to tell a hooker in the throes of passion while slapping her ass, or your missus which would either result in increasingly intense fornication or your status changing to single.

#The more the daddy issues, the more useful the phrase.
'Who's your daddy?' said Dr. Long as he slapped Nursie on the buttocks.
'You are' says Nursie (being a pornstar with issues and all)

'Who's your daddy?' says Fred.
'He died last month asshole' Sarah says as she slams the door on her way out.
who's your daddy? by 4733D0M2 January 9, 2012

who's your daddy 

an expression of power od domination from one individual to another
Who's your daddy?
who's your daddy by Edgar February 17, 2003

what's your damage? 

"what is your problem?"

basically the same thing, except replacing problem with damage makes you sound twenty years out of date
Barack: "Senator McCain, what's your damage?"
John: "My damage, Senator is you!"
what's your damage? by PSONBT December 9, 2008