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Zee and Kesi's 11
our 1 month anniversary.
me and you as "Zee and Kesi".
time really flies, I hope your wound has healed as well as mine, our wounds from the past. I hope we can heal each other.
you know that I love you and i always will.
on this 11th let's celebrate together, by sharing love and affection.
let's multiply the 11th of the following month by sharing more stories and laughter so it's okay if there's a little sorrow.
once again, happy mansiversary for us
i love u so dearly.
— captain Zach.
me and you as "Zee and Kesi".
time really flies, I hope your wound has healed as well as mine, our wounds from the past. I hope we can heal each other.
you know that I love you and i always will.
on this 11th let's celebrate together, by sharing love and affection.
let's multiply the 11th of the following month by sharing more stories and laughter so it's okay if there's a little sorrow.
once again, happy mansiversary for us
i love u so dearly.
— captain Zach.
Zee and Kesi's 11 by zachhary December 8, 2021
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Trump’s 9-11
One of 45’s more recent appropriations of an event as of 9-11-19 due to his reliable capacity to allude almost exclusively to himself when it comes to others’ tragedies or losses.
I’ve begun this solemn day by posting a highly attractive shot of me and the First Lady, who's incidentally wearing Carolina Herrera, looking out toward our fabulous New York City skyline and so I’ve decided, after today, to proudly rename the whole ordeal “Trump’s 9-11” to commemorate and memorialize my special Presidency.
Trump’s 9-11 by Dr Bunnygirl September 11, 2019
7-11's other tax
when you go to 7-11, and due to the fact that you are too stoned to care, buy one of their poor quality hot dogs, loading it up with all of the disgusting condiments, and nacho cheese. This, more often than not, results in a sick feeling in the gut, followed by explosive diarreah.
cool guy 1: man lets go to 7-11 and get some delicious hot dogs.
cool guy 2: man you are looking to pay 7-11's other tax!
cool guy 1: fuck man.
cool guy 2: yeah man lets go.
cool guy 2: man you are looking to pay 7-11's other tax!
cool guy 1: fuck man.
cool guy 2: yeah man lets go.
7-11's other tax by Mark Elliott March 1, 2007
Big Bitch 11's
Noun
Ugly pointed toe flat shoes, commonly black, worn by big women with no socks and the have a slight lean} to them. Commonly worn with anything, dresses, jeans, [shorts, skirts, etc. Not very appealing
Ugly pointed toe flat shoes, commonly black, worn by big women with no socks and the have a slight lean} to them. Commonly worn with anything, dresses, jeans, [shorts, skirts, etc. Not very appealing
Girl 1: I'm trying to take a gang of pictures tonight girl so my make up and everything has to be on point, what are you wearing?
Girl 2: I'm wearing what I have on, I just need to touch up my make up and I'm good to go!
Girl 1: I know you don't think you're getting in the club with those [Big Bitch 11's} on! Those shits are ugly, no ones gonna talk to you wearing those, the bouncer is not even going to let you in wearing those, go in my closet and grab some heels
Girl 2: I'm wearing what I have on, I just need to touch up my make up and I'm good to go!
Girl 1: I know you don't think you're getting in the club with those [Big Bitch 11's} on! Those shits are ugly, no ones gonna talk to you wearing those, the bouncer is not even going to let you in wearing those, go in my closet and grab some heels
Big Bitch 11's by Lu-10'ant Roast-A-Batch July 24, 2018
9-11's
9-11's by Jon Tester March 25, 2022
pass me your 11's
pass me your 11's by privbox February 16, 2020
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
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