9-11's

A unit of measurement for large amounts of death.

How many 9-11's was World War 2, can we look it up?

by Jon Tester March 25, 2022

9/11 Tourette's

A neurological disorder that is characterized by invoking the tragic events of September 11, 2001 in places where they don't belong.

The phrase was coined by Jon Stewart of The Daily Show on Octover 1, 2007.

Actual examples of 9/11 Tourette's:

"I also think there have been subsequent intervening events, September 11, which cast somewhat of a different light on the second ammendment."

"Won't you 9/11 help us 9/11? Because 9/11 is a terrible 9/11 to 9/11."

by Gilgamesch October 19, 2007

Trump’s 9-11

One of 45’s more recent appropriations of an event as of 9-11-19 due to his reliable capacity to allude almost exclusively to himself when it comes to others’ tragedies or losses.

I’ve begun this solemn day by posting a highly attractive shot of me and the First Lady, who's incidentally wearing Carolina Herrera, looking out toward our fabulous New York City skyline and so I’ve decided, after today, to proudly rename the whole ordeal “Trump’s 9-11” to commemorate and memorialize my special Presidency.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 11, 2019

AK-47, Mac-11, Glocks, and 9's

This is an lyric from YNW MELLY's ''Murder On My Mind'' it's pretty good song if I must say myself, it's probably available everywhere.

Teacher: Class, what's 118-71? Quiet Kid: That's AK-47, MAC-11 GLOCKs, AND 9's. 15 Students: Hey, I think we'll head out, oh what's that mom? Oh you got my sandwich well, sorry guys gotta go! Teacher: Oh. Okay, have a good day? Principal: What's going on in here I got an alert saying we've got a kid with guns? Teacher: Oh, yes it was that kid right there! Quiet Kid: AK-47, Mac-11, Glocks, and 9's. Oink Oink: Nah my guy you are out of here that's it!! You going to jail today!! Quiet Kid Whispers: AK-47, Mac-11, Glocks, and 9's.

by The Teen That Makes Meanings April 20, 2021

9/11 Special

A mixed drink consisting of two shots of vodka, a good helping of Redbull (or Redbull substitute), and a splash of OJ.

Hey, let me get a 9/11 special!

by DonnyBleez May 22, 2021

Shorts 9/11

Shorts 9/11 is where someone is devastating in looks and personality.
Wearing short shorts is crucial.
Walking like a dweeb
Wiping out children
all makes up for a perfect shorts 9/11

Wes: look at that guy over there

Paul: who . . . you mean shorts 9/11

Wes: yeah thats the one what a d***

Paul: have you seen him . . . shorts

Wes: omg he just wiped out that kid

Paul: (snarl) bl**dy shorts 9/11

by moleskinator August 16, 2009

September 11 2001 9/11

An event where my grandpa was an Arabic pilot who really sucked at his job

Hey my dad was a bad pilot in September 11 2001 9/11

by Peepeepoopoo bon qui qui July 7, 2022