person 1: where you from?
person2: Little Portugal
person 1: Oh, you mean Mineola!?
by Olgalovesyou December 29, 2011
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Derived from the native american word meaning "a pleasant place", it's a small village in Nassau County.
That Mineola is such a great place to live!
by hottasshottie March 19, 2009
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Mineola is the county seat of Nassau County, and means "A Pleasant Village." That truly doesn't live up to it's name. Mineola is a decent place, but it's mostly mixed race. Some popular roads that run through this town are Jericho Turnpike, Willis Avenue, Mineola Boulevard, Roslyn Road, Herricks Road, and Old Country Road. This place is LOADED with Tudor Homes. There is a Hospital here, NYU Winthrop University Hospital, one of the best cancer treating hospitals in the nation. There is an Escape Room on Jericho Turnpike which is cool. There is one Middle School and one High School which is technically in Garden City Park. Mineola has a cool train station, however be careful of this fat kid who obsesses over trains and runs around getting video of them. Also, homeless people everywhere. Especially over on Jericho Turnpike and under the Mineola Boulevard Bridge. There is also a catholic school and a cool library. The fire department has a siren which is the icon for Mineola on YouTube. Unique sounding, not like any other I have heard.

In conclusion, Mineola meh. Carle Place good.
Human: Hey man I'm gonna have to go to Mineola to pick up my sick brother in the Hospital today.

Other human: Beware of the bums.
by bigbootybitches655 February 4, 2021
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