rustacles 

The state of being after you have blue balls for a long period of time and never "bust a nut"

Logan: Sally gave me such bad rustacles after jerking me off and leaving before I could finish

rustacles by LL_ERA April 3, 2015

rustacean 

An advocate of the programming language 'Rust'. Sometimes unpleasant and derogatory towards people who use other programming languages.

"Rustaceans are a zealous bunch. Frankly, their language in't even worth paying attention to, let alone caring about their ridiculous opinions."

rustacean by Dish-reader April 25, 2019

rusticle 

After periods of no sex, testicles transform into rusticles.

Since my girlfriend left me, my rusticles are anxious for new hookups.

rusticle by Petoria July 18, 2007

Rustache 

The delicious outcome of the act of performing oral sex on a woman during her menstrual cycle.

Billy badass got a handlebar rustache from eating the discount prostitute's bloody vag.

Rustache by Robbid murphis May 17, 2011

Whatever Rustles your Jimmies

Similar to whatever floats your boat, tickles your peach, etcetera.

Person 1: Hey man, what do you want to eat?
Person 2: Oh, I don't care. Whatever rustles your Jimmies.

Whatever Rustles your Jimmies by SpeJohns October 2, 2013

rustache 

Thick black hair surrounding the rectal orifice.

Last night Mike asked Tommy to give him a rustache ride.

rustache by Casey February 24, 2005

resticles

Scooby Doo’s testicles

raggy? rehre are my resticles?

resticles by resticlemaster69 March 20, 2022