Rastacles 

When a man dreads his pubes.

Dane: "I think I'm gonna go rastacles."
George: "Ew, you fucking tard, why would you want that?"

Rastacles by Chris Colletti January 3, 2009

Rastaclart 

An old orange Spanish woman whose forehead is so wrinkled and orange that from up close it can be mistaken for an aerial view of the Grand Canyon.

Priest 1: yo today in church I had to bless this rastaclart woman and when I put my thumb on her forehead, it sunk in!

Priest 2: yo dats bare dutty cuz

Rastaclart by Shut up blud November 3, 2019

Rastaclart 

A wrinkly old scrawny Jewish woman.

Wow that Katie Eary sure is a rastaclart!

Rastaclart by 🅱️evin May 31, 2018

Rastaclat 

Anything’s tha bothers you

I dropped me food rastaclat

Rastaclat by anonymous January 23, 2021

rustacles 

The state of being after you have blue balls for a long period of time and never "bust a nut"

Logan: Sally gave me such bad rustacles after jerking me off and leaving before I could finish

rustacles by LL_ERA April 3, 2015

Roastables 

Anything that you smoke like; marijuana, K2, hookah, etc.

I'm having a nice roast with some roastables.

Roastables by MeggleBAM February 21, 2011

resticles

Scooby Doo’s testicles

raggy? rehre are my resticles?

resticles by resticlemaster69 March 20, 2022