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Rustache 

The delicious outcome of the act of performing oral sex on a woman during her menstrual cycle.
Billy badass got a handlebar rustache from eating the discount prostitute's bloody vag.
Rustache by Robbid murphis May 17, 2011
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rustache 

Thick black hair surrounding the rectal orifice.
Last night Mike asked Tommy to give him a rustache ride.
rustache by Casey February 24, 2005

rustache 

A thin black line of hair under rusty's 9 or any other indian person's)nose that, when shaved off, makes th nose look 10 times longer.
Rusty shaved off his rustache, and now he just doesn't look complete.
rustache by Kyra McCormick February 24, 2008

rustacean 

An advocate of the programming language 'Rust'. Sometimes unpleasant and derogatory towards people who use other programming languages.
"Rustaceans are a zealous bunch. Frankly, their language in't even worth paying attention to, let alone caring about their ridiculous opinions."
rustacean by Dish-reader April 25, 2019

rustacles 

The state of being after you have blue balls for a long period of time and never "bust a nut"
Logan: Sally gave me such bad rustacles after jerking me off and leaving before I could finish
rustacles by LL_ERA April 3, 2015
can be generalised to describe all types of weed in physical form.can be abrieved to runt or lenthened to runtachen,tho it is often specificaly refered to as a runt in spliff format. see also recting and raising
yo brother,pass me the runtachen.i need to rect pronto....its time to rais a runt
runtache by daVilse April 27, 2004

Rumstache 

A liquid moustache -Similar to a Milkstache- developed while drinking rum(Or other alcohols) from a wide rimmed container like a glass. Can burn or leave rashes if left unchecked for long enough as the alcohol harms the sensitive upper lip skin. Sometimes enjoyable to have a member of the opposite sex lick off.
James woke up with a bad rash after failing to wipe off his rumstache

My girlfriend had a big rumstache after her swig, so I used it as a reason to lock lips.
Rumstache by drinkysmokey January 23, 2010
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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