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Rustache

The delicious outcome of the act of performing oral sex on a woman during her menstrual cycle.
Billy badass got a handlebar rustache from eating the discount prostitute's bloody vag.
by Robbid murphis May 17, 2011
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Last night Mike asked Tommy to give him a rustache ride.
by Casey February 24, 2005
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rustache

A thin black line of hair under rusty's 9 or any other indian person's)nose that, when shaved off, makes th nose look 10 times longer.
Rusty shaved off his rustache, and now he just doesn't look complete.
by Kyra McCormick February 24, 2008
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rustacean

An advocate of the programming language 'Rust'. Sometimes unpleasant and derogatory towards people who use other programming languages.
"Rustaceans are a zealous bunch. Frankly, their language in't even worth paying attention to, let alone caring about their ridiculous opinions."
by Dish-reader April 25, 2019
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rustacles

The state of being after you have blue balls for a long period of time and never "bust a nut"
Logan: Sally gave me such bad rustacles after jerking me off and leaving before I could finish
by LL_ERA April 3, 2015
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runtache

can be generalised to describe all types of weed in physical form.can be abrieved to runt or lenthened to runtachen,tho it is often specificaly refered to as a runt in spliff format. see also recting and raising
yo brother,pass me the runtachen.i need to rect pronto....its time to rais a runt
by daVilse April 27, 2004
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Rumstache

A liquid moustache -Similar to a Milkstache- developed while drinking rum(Or other alcohols) from a wide rimmed container like a glass. Can burn or leave rashes if left unchecked for long enough as the alcohol harms the sensitive upper lip skin. Sometimes enjoyable to have a member of the opposite sex lick off.
James woke up with a bad rash after failing to wipe off his rumstache

My girlfriend had a big rumstache after her swig, so I used it as a reason to lock lips.
by drinkysmokey January 23, 2010
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