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Rustache 

The delicious outcome of the act of performing oral sex on a woman during her menstrual cycle.
Billy badass got a handlebar rustache from eating the discount prostitute's bloody vag.
Rustache by Robbid murphis May 17, 2011
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rustache 

Last night Mike asked Tommy to give him a rustache ride.
rustache by Casey February 24, 2005

rustache 

A thin black line of hair under rusty's 9 or any other indian person's)nose that, when shaved off, makes th nose look 10 times longer.
Rusty shaved off his rustache, and now he just doesn't look complete.
rustache by Kyra McCormick February 24, 2008

rustacean 

An advocate of the programming language 'Rust'. Sometimes unpleasant and derogatory towards people who use other programming languages.
"Rustaceans are a zealous bunch. Frankly, their language in't even worth paying attention to, let alone caring about their ridiculous opinions."
rustacean by Dish-reader April 25, 2019

rustacles 

The state of being after you have blue balls for a long period of time and never "bust a nut"
Logan: Sally gave me such bad rustacles after jerking me off and leaving before I could finish
rustacles by LL_ERA April 3, 2015
can be generalised to describe all types of weed in physical form.can be abrieved to runt or lenthened to runtachen,tho it is often specificaly refered to as a runt in spliff format. see also recting and raising
yo brother,pass me the runtachen.i need to rect pronto....its time to rais a runt
runtache by daVilse April 27, 2004

Rumstache 

A liquid moustache -Similar to a Milkstache- developed while drinking rum(Or other alcohols) from a wide rimmed container like a glass. Can burn or leave rashes if left unchecked for long enough as the alcohol harms the sensitive upper lip skin. Sometimes enjoyable to have a member of the opposite sex lick off.
James woke up with a bad rash after failing to wipe off his rumstache

My girlfriend had a big rumstache after her swig, so I used it as a reason to lock lips.
Rumstache by drinkysmokey January 23, 2010
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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