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Similar to rule 34 in a way, but used more like an adjective towards people spamming image boards for a rule 34. In context, it's similar to calling somebody a "dumb fucking noob," or, can be used to tell somebody to get off of the board.
Post 1: I've looked all around for a rule34 of the urban dictionary owners, but can't find one anywhere.

Post 2: STFU and GTFO my imageboard

Post 3: Rule35 you dumb fucking noob >.>
rule35 by Migashi August 26, 2008
Words you can keep
Try, Try, Try, Fail.

- Did your mother not teach you better child?

- Let me show you..
- Evistance is no longer Real.

- A man can solve your Reality.

- Who? ---- The man who knocks 4 times. Unlocks your consciousness.

- The man who knocks 5 times Connects it.

- The man who knocks 6 times Understands it.

- The man who knocks 7 times Explains it.

- The man who knocks 8 times Controls it....
THE 9TH MAN WILL APPEAR WHITE.
NOT BLACK.
Welcome to level 3...
Me: I once spoke to the white horse.
Them: What did he say?
US: Two things. Are infinite.

Me: Then he gave me rule35...
RULE35 by KyleC.. May 20, 2018
An addendum of the internet rules stating that if there is no porn of it, it will be made.
Jessie searched the internet for hours looking for a pornographic video of a priest inserting a carrot up a man's urethra before he finally invoked rule 35.
Rule 35 by profe October 9, 2007

Rule 35 motion 

Below Statutory Minimum. When acting under Rule 35(b), the court may reduce the sentence to a level below the minimum sentence established by statute.
John's lawyer filed a rule 35 motion due to his corporation with the government

rule34.xxx 

Probably the best cartoon/hentai porn site in existence. There’s everything for you to jack off to including family guy, anime, and even dexters moms fine ass
I jacked off to dexters moms sweet sweet ass on rule34.xxx
rule34.xxx by Dubiks February 17, 2019

rule34.paheal.net 

A cartoon/hentai website that is a lot like rule34.xxx but it has even more stuff. However, it’s tagging system can get pretty confusing at times and it’s search system is not as good. Still worth checking out though
Noah was jerkin it to Francine Smith on rule34.paheal.net
rule34.paheal.net by Dubiks May 31, 2019
An addendum to Internet Rule #34, which states "If there is not porn of it, porn will be made of it."
('net surfer 1): Man, I can't find Rule 34 porn of that obscure anime character anywhere.
('net surfer 2): Well, I can draw. Let's invoke Rule 35.
Rule 35 by Marshall_B May 29, 2008
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