dude 1: Like that Taking Back Sunday song, "and you could slit my throat, and with my one last dying breath, I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt."
dude 2: That's emo in a ridiculous sense, nobody believes that shit. It's posermo.
An addendum of the internet rules stating that if there is no porn of it, it will be made.
Jessie searched the internet for hours looking for a pornographic video of a priest inserting a carrot up a man's urethra before he finally invoked rule 35.
