rugmucher

a person who eats out of a vagina, 24/7

Rosie O'Donal is a major rugmucher

by jbn May 26, 2007

Rugfucker

Something that sounds like a really offensive slur but actually means mothing at all.

Smitty "You look like a rugfucker"
Byze "What the fuck does that mean?"
Smitty "Nothing at all"

by DudFerguson April 9, 2021

rugmuncher

A Woman who enjoys to eat out other females, Also known as a "Lesbian"

Suzy is a rugmuncher, because she at Erin's fish.

by Poop April 16, 2003

rugmuncher

Lesbians who doesn't shave and like to indulge in oral sex.

lesbian 1: Do you like to forrest gump it?? cause that really turns me on ;)
lesbian 2: No sorry, I like to mow the grass regularly
lesbian 1: oh :( you just looked like the rugmuncher type...

by are there any unused names?! October 8, 2011

rugmuncher

A woman who indulges in various 'carpet capers'. A lesbian. Also see dyke, lesbo and carpet muncher.

Melissa liked to munch on rugs from time to time, although it didn't do her halitosis any good.

by Cyco December 29, 2003

rugmuncher

a girl (usually makes no attempt to be feminine) who likes to make yummay wit other girls' badingadongs.

Kiera tried to spread-eagle lindsay---she's a full on rugmuncher.

by Sexy Biznatch December 7, 2006

rugmuncher

A person who loves to eat filthy carpet.

Man, Martha Stewart is a fucking rugmuncher.

by dudefrom otown December 24, 2008