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another term for royalty, especially if royal is your government name.

royal d can also be used to refer to a pimp or a player, especially one who lives up in the dirty south (i.e. royal dirty), or one who hustles real estate in a depressed economy (i.e. royal depression).
royal d keeps it treal in the south.
royal d hustles the block - the housing block.
royal d by yt cracker December 16, 2008
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Royal Douche 

adj. -term of derision used to describe a man who takes on trappings of wealth inappropriately in an attempt to be perceived as prosperous. noun- A male who can be described as such at all times.
1) Look at that bunch of Royal Douche medical students wearing their scrubs into a bar.

2)The funny thing about any guy with a constant Blue Tooth in his ear is that he is defacto such a Royal Douche nobody wants to talk to him.
Royal Douche by appleb September 23, 2011

Fucking the Royal Duck 

Fucking the Royal Duck is much like Fuck the Duck but more blatant. While Fucking the Duck can be construed as a convenient trip to the bathroom or a well timed smoke break, Fucking the ROYAL Duck is a blatant attempt at avoiding work.
"Hey, where's the cook? I have an order up, 2 cheeseburger specials!!" "he's out back fucking the royal duck".
Fucking the Royal Duck by dirtykurty September 10, 2010

royal dutch marines 

The only force that could rescue 105 kids held hostage and eighty more in a trainjacking.
1977- South Moluccan revolutionaries storm a school and a train almost simultaneously, which were both held up for around 3 weeks. The Royal Dutch Marines came in and crushed them, losing only 2 hostages.

royal douche 

A person who engages in acts that are so extraordinarily stupid or annoying that he or she could be considered the King or Queen of douches.
Did they ever find out who pulled the fire alarm at 5:30 this morning? No, but whoever it was is a royal douche.
royal douche by cbear'09 March 20, 2011

royal docks academy 

Royal Docks Academy. One of the shittest schools in Newham. Everyone in the school are slags and only year 11's are rated. Even the teachers are moving because of how shit it is!
"ROYAL DOCKS ACADEMY IS SHIT"
royal docks academy by SuckMe! December 17, 2018

Royal Dansk 

1. A brand of Danish Butter Cookies
2. A risky sexual manuver, often involving over a yard of fine silks, and/or a midget pervert elf named marc.
1. I never get sick of the rich taste or a Royale Dansk.

2. ...so she screwed up on the Royale Dansk and got her vagina stretched by over 2 feet.
Royal Dansk by twinkle toe November 30, 2003
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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