by StatenIslander December 30, 2007

Yet another example of the "Sofa King" joke. Only this time, it sounds a bit more awkward, but it's less likely to be thought of as a trick to gullible people.
Person- You. Sofa King, we taught Ed. (You so f-cking retarded.)
Sofa King- Aye! We taught Ed? (I retarded?)
Person- Uh-huh.
Sofa King- I knew that.
Person- *walks away to rofl*
Sofa King- Aye! We taught Ed? (I retarded?)
Person- Uh-huh.
Sofa King- I knew that.
Person- *walks away to rofl*
by StatenIslander December 30, 2007

Yeah yeah, they were the poor people's food. They're still cheap and still tasty though, especially in plain soup.
by StatenIslander December 23, 2007

My whole family likes soymilk, but I'm allergic to it. For some reason, I can eat tofu with no problem at all.
by StatenIslander December 31, 2007

by StatenIslander December 31, 2007

Ugly corruption of the adjective "Asian".
Used a lot in MMORPG in-game names for craptacular reasons.
Used a lot in MMORPG in-game names for craptacular reasons.
by StatenIslander December 23, 2007

1) Traditional Japanese noodle soup
2) Technically incorrect name for instant noodles, as they can be other types, like bah kut teh (Malay) or tom yam gung (Thai). Can be made in just a few minutes, but has some drawbacks:
-Not as healthy as real noodles, as the noodle brick was flash-fried beforehand.
-Typically loaded with MSG. When consumed in large amounts, it can make your hair gray or even fall out.
3) Something to do with "amen" and Pastafarianism, I'm not sure what exactly.
2) Technically incorrect name for instant noodles, as they can be other types, like bah kut teh (Malay) or tom yam gung (Thai). Can be made in just a few minutes, but has some drawbacks:
-Not as healthy as real noodles, as the noodle brick was flash-fried beforehand.
-Typically loaded with MSG. When consumed in large amounts, it can make your hair gray or even fall out.
3) Something to do with "amen" and Pastafarianism, I'm not sure what exactly.
Silly person- I like ramen! I'll eat it for two years straight.
*two years later*
Silly person- Wowee! A natural hair dyer! I should tell my friends about this!
*two years later*
Silly person- Wowee! A natural hair dyer! I should tell my friends about this!
by StatenIslander December 22, 2007
