Definitions by StatenIslander

rofl

Rolling On the Floor Laughing

For some reason, I like this better than lol.
Intensify this by changing it to:

roflol
roflmao
roflcopter
rofl my waffles

rofl Jaime sharted himself on the bus

rofl by StatenIslander January 13, 2008

royal dutch marines 

The only force that could rescue 105 kids held hostage and eighty more in a trainjacking.

1977- South Moluccan revolutionaries storm a school and a train almost simultaneously, which were both held up for around 3 weeks. The Royal Dutch Marines came in and crushed them, losing only 2 hostages.

royal dutch marines by StatenIslander January 12, 2008

rap 

A generally new genre of music. Very unique in it's own way.
Never believe the stereotypes, for that's like calling Chinese people rice eaters and Arabs ragheads.

RAP
Correct:
Rhythm And Poetry

Incorrect:
Retards Attempting Poetry

rap by StatenIslander January 7, 2008

wheat 

That stuff you use to make bread.
No perverted crap here.

Wheat constantly fights Rye in the Bread War.

wheat by StatenIslander January 1, 2008

Soymilk 

An alternative to cow's milk, recommended for vegans and lactose-intolerant people.

My whole family likes soymilk, but I'm allergic to it. For some reason, I can eat tofu with no problem at all.

Soymilk by StatenIslander December 31, 2007

soysauce

That black, salty, savory liquid one may pour over meat, vegetables, rice, or anything.

Soysauce can also be a nickname for those who OD on it and get hypertension.

soysauce by StatenIslander December 31, 2007

miso 

Fermented soybean paste. Comes in many varieties.

If you're having a hot pot/jjigae, be sure to put miso in at least half the time.

miso by StatenIslander December 31, 2007