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Rottenborn 

An incompetent person who likes to waste time either by constantly repeating things or interrupting a person mid sentence.
Steve: Jack told me this trial would be over a lot sooner if this guy wasn't such a Rottenborn!
Benjamin: Objection, hearsay!
Rottenborn by A Million Alpacas April 27, 2022

Rottenborn 

A person who objects to their own question
Lawyer: What did she say that afternoon?

Witness: she said tha-

Lawyer: OBJECTION HEARSAY!

Judge: You were asking a question.. dumbass

Lawyer: Sorry, that was really Rottenborn of me!

rottenbone

Amber Heard's bully lawyer
Mr. Rottenbone objects to his own question.
rottenbone by Tryagainmaam May 3, 2022

Rottenborn 

A man who's a lawyer by profession and makes it his life's mission to object his own questions during trial.
Jake- Hey have you following the Depp Heard trial?
Anthony- Yeah, Heard's lawyer is such a Rottenborn, bro!

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026