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roselle park police

The lowliest, douche-bagiest, most useless police department in the entire state of New Jersey. They hang out by the high school "speed trapping", what used to be "the grove" & most infamously the commuter parking lot. They can be found in groups of 2 or more congregating talking about their fat wives & their sucky lives.

They're good for nothing...well that is other than harrasing anyone between the ages of 16 & 25. They're great at giving tickets for stupid shit. Some say they can even smell when you're car is parked on the wrong side of the street on street cleaning day(s) from a mile away; well that or from the Dunkin Donuts.

They love breaking ...or attempting to break up parties because they were the kids who never got invited to any parties or got beaten up in high school.
me: Dude who's the douche bag riding my ass
you: probably the...

LIGHTS!

me: FML roselle park police....

Mickey Mouse reseller 

Mickey from NYC alert, 8rz aka Brandon. Is a Mickey who sold pandas for $220.
Nah man how he bragging bout skipping a concepts line but it went OOS before he got in, what a Mickey Mouse reseller

Reseller 

A Person who buys as much items as he wants, and then sells it for a higher price.
Ted: Hey, why are all the Jordan 7's Gone?

Frank: Bob the douche bag bought as much as he could, and is going to sell it later for twice the cost.

Ted: Why would he do such a thing?

Frank: He claims he is a "Reseller".
Reseller by MichaelBangura September 1, 2012

Mickey Mouse Reseller 

little kid that makes $5 profit on a pair of shoes and likes to eat hot Cheetos in the morning. Also likes to lick the bottom of his foot
Hey man this kid is a Mickey Mouse Reseller
Mickey Mouse Reseller by ERESAW March 15, 2021
Roselle." "What?" "You heard me, Roselle." "Awesome." "Word.
Roselle by rosl20 March 2, 2011

Rosellen 

A generally attractive female who knows how to speak her mind but in a nice way. She has secret passions and lives for art and music. She'll do anything with or for her friends and loves talking to guys. A bit of a flirt, but any Rosellen will know how to seduce you.
Person A) Wow who's that?
Person B) That's Rosellen, of course. Who else?
Rosellen by Mirrored November 2, 2012