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roselle park police
The lowliest, douche-bagiest, most useless police department in the entire state of New Jersey. They hang out by the high school "speed trapping", what used to be "the grove" & most infamously the commuter parking lot. They can be found in groups of 2 or more congregating talking about their fat wives & their sucky lives.
They're good for nothing...well that is other than harrasing anyone between the ages of 16 & 25. They're great at giving tickets for stupid shit. Some say they can even smell when you're car is parked on the wrong side of the street on street cleaning day(s) from a mile away; well that or from the Dunkin Donuts.
They love breaking ...or attempting to break up parties because they were the kids who never got invited to any parties or got beaten up in high school.
They're good for nothing...well that is other than harrasing anyone between the ages of 16 & 25. They're great at giving tickets for stupid shit. Some say they can even smell when you're car is parked on the wrong side of the street on street cleaning day(s) from a mile away; well that or from the Dunkin Donuts.
They love breaking ...or attempting to break up parties because they were the kids who never got invited to any parties or got beaten up in high school.
me: Dude who's the douche bag riding my ass
you: probably the...
LIGHTS!
me: FML roselle park police....
you: probably the...
LIGHTS!
me: FML roselle park police....
roselle park police by nullisecunda July 21, 2009
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Mickey Mouse reseller
Nah man how he bragging bout skipping a concepts line but it went OOS before he got in, what a Mickey Mouse reseller
Mickey Mouse reseller by Real reseller January 18, 2022
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Ted: Hey, why are all the Jordan 7's Gone?
Frank: Bob the douche bag bought as much as he could, and is going to sell it later for twice the cost.
Ted: Why would he do such a thing?
Frank: He claims he is a "Reseller".
Frank: Bob the douche bag bought as much as he could, and is going to sell it later for twice the cost.
Ted: Why would he do such a thing?
Frank: He claims he is a "Reseller".
Reseller by MichaelBangura September 1, 2012
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Mickey Mouse Reseller by ERESAW March 15, 2021
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