rootsy 

This occurs when friends get together to enjoy some drinking, smoking, reggae music, and good times.

The other night was rad. You could say it was rootsy.

rootsy by Rob R. December 3, 2006

Rootsy 

Rootsy is a term used for masturbating. It is usually performed in front of the general public and/or friends and family. The louder and longer the masturbation is, the better the Rootsy.

A Rootsy is preferrably performed in front of men.

Man A: This game is boring, what do you wanna do?"

Man B: I saw some kids outside, let's go and have a Rootsy

or

"This concert is really making me hot....I think it's time for a Rootsy"

Rootsy by deanoc316 April 24, 2009

Rootsy Noodling 

Some very naughty shenanigans. A silly little secret perhaps. Maybe even a mischievous birthday wish. Poking in on your little friend. An inside joke with yourself that gives a little chuckle

“I don’t have time for all this rootsy noodling”

Rootsy Noodling by The noodlerrr January 19, 2022

rooty tooty fresh 'n fruity

This is an interjectional phrase that is used when someone expels flatus by way of the rectum (id est: "farts"). It is meant to reference both the noise that frequently presents along with the expulsion (as some wind instruments are said to "toot" or "be tooted", such as the horn) and the distinct, frequently pungent odor of said flatus, which is sometimes intense enough to have a liminaly gustatable mawkishness (mawkishness in the sense of having a mildly sickening flavor; being slightly nauseating) ((a present intimation being that the "fresh 'n fruity" portion of the phrase is a jesting reference to the decidedly objectionable {at least socially} fetor {a strong offensive smell})). The interjection is spelled so as to be in accordance with the officially featured breakfast of the same title that originally appeared at IHOP (The International House of Pancakes); from whose menu the phrase entered the American English vernacular.

Scene: Two guys are riding in a truck in southeastern Arkansas carpooling back home from working at the mill on a warm day in August. Nothing is happening, neither saying anything no radio, just the frequent jolts & constant rumblings from the tires’ continuous collisions with the rough dirt road.

James, Brad: ...

-Suddenly in a loud exuberant manner ...

Brad: Woo Hoo!! Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity!

James: ...

-In conspicuous silence James continues to pilot the vehicle, once or twice glancing towards Brad who is still working on coming down from the momentary high of his emotional outburst. They continue their journey; the countenance of the former now notably featuring the taint of ashamedness.

rooty tooty fresh 'n fruity by Vikki Jezebel Blood November 23, 2010

levi roots 

his real name is keith. responsible for selling a shallow and pedantic bottle of his own "special sauce", also famously lip synched to the tune "reggae reggae sauce" originally sang by wham.

my my kevin. levi roots sure knows how to get children used to racial stereotypes

levi roots by flaming bear of justice August 28, 2009

The Roots 

The best hip-hop group coming out of Illadelph. It originated with Black Thought and ?uestLove. Malik B., Kamal, Hub, and Rahzel were added to the group later on. Malik B. is no longer apart of the group due to drug problems. They are succesful in making commercial tracks while staying away from the mainstream rap you hear nowadays.

Mike: Wattup dunn, you tryn to cop that Ja rule cd?
Dan: Who?
Mike: JA RULE!
Dan: Nah... whoever that is. I'm tryin' to get The Tipping Point by the Roots, but I'm broke as fuck, gotta wait for that welfare to come in.

The Roots by Tomi OHh! June 12, 2005

Rooty tooty point and shooty 

The English term for a gun.

You have 'alf a moment to wipe that chelsea off your slappy ham or I'll use this 'ere rooty tooty point and shooty to blow it right off!

Rooty tooty point and shooty by Jolly Rodger of Wessexshire May 8, 2011