(noun) a lazy, inactive roommate who never leaves the couch. his lack of mobility is legendary, leading visitors to believe that the lower half of his or her body is actually made of sofa.

you know, like your college best friend's slacker roommate that never left the "good" end of the couch.

Whoa, was that guy on the bike your roommate?

Yeah.

Dude, I didn't even know the Roommaid had legs.

roommaid by Purl Scout December 27, 2011

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roomraiders

The gayest show ever. It is monotonous and boring. The same things happen in every show; three chicks/guys' rooms are raided by this other guy/chick. The raider picks one of the rooms to go out on a date with the owner of the above mentioned room.

Facts: there are different editions, like Gay edition, Texas edition, College edition, Gone Wild edition, or all of the above merged together. They never show any lesbians, only straight people and fags.

"Oh my god! How often do you clean your room?"
"Ok, so I went through the last room... There were some things I liked and some things I didn't"
"Now the tables have turned and it's time for the girls to raid Blabla's room."
"Room number one, I liked the fact that you paint... it shows me that you're artsy and interesting"
"There was something in one of the rooms that I did not like, and that was the smelly butt-plug, so, room number three, I'm gonna have to eliminate you..." - "Oh, that's ok, I'm too good for you anyway..."

"Omg! did you watch roomraiders today!? That guy was such a loser!"
this is repeated over and over and over again in every edition...

roomraiders by polyorchis November 19, 2006

RoomRaider

dumb dense silly speaking

when someone asks something stupid they are referred to as a roomraider.(someone with no common sense).

man1 asks "If i put my finger in that plug socket. will it electrocute me?."
man2 "oh my god your such a RoomRaider!.

RoomRaider by VIRUZ5K1 March 4, 2019

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026