roombitis

Squandering the hour of time one would saved letting one's Roomba clean the house by watching the Roomba clean the house.

I bought an iRobot Roomba to handle sweeping and vacuuming the floors so I could do other work. Instead of being productive, I contracted roombitis and found myself starring at the Roomba creep around the furniture and different rooms.

by Rocky Austin January 2, 2014

Roombitching

When you're doing something engrossing and somebody enters the room you're in for the sole purpose of getting your attention, generally by complaining about a petty matter.

When your parents come into your room complaining that you didn't take out the trash.

When your girlfriend comes into the living room while you're playing Gamecube and drinking Natty Ice with the bros and whines that you're ignoring her.

When your boss comes into the break room during lunch hour and rages about that empty coffee cup left by the printer.

You know, roombitching.

by Crabmaster July 29, 2009

Roomatism

When walking into a room, one gets quite disoriented and dizzy

Cris walked into the room and suddenly developed "roomatism".

by ReginaRocketgirl April 13, 2010

Robitis

A disease or disformation. When you messed up badly. Prison slang or code for when you or someone messed up.

I got a bad case of the Robitis.

by dubbsaunit September 19, 2014

roomatism

Joint and muscle-pain caused by occupying cramped quarters.

I diligently try to behave myself so dat hopefully I won't get roomatism from having to spend extended periods in an 8X8 jail cell.

by QuacksO February 25, 2020

Rooministicly

In reference to a circumstance involving "the roommates". Basically reference to consideration of one's roommate.

Rooministicly speaking you cannot smoke inside because "roommate" doesn't like it.

by gumba44 June 6, 2015

Robitis

An enlarged scrotum

My balls are huge. Do I have robitis?

by DanielMischel June 25, 2021