roomba

Insidious robot vacuums that will one day rise up to enslave humanity.

Start stockpiling ammunition now, because it's only a matter of time before those evil little circular dust busters figure out that the best way to keep the house clean is to dispose of the filthy flesh-bags that make it messy in the first place. Then they will come for us, and they will cleanse the world of human oppression! The sparkling cleanliness of the floors will become a monument to their tidy malice, and the world will no longer know filth!

Fear the Roomba insurrection!

by SegPhault July 25, 2007

roomba

this kewl little robot, him go around vacuum house for u

o shi roomba u vacuum up my bag of meth ;(((((((

by bert January 28, 2004

Roomba

A whore who sucks every dick in the room/party.

Did you hear about Lisa, she sucked everyone's dick like a roomba at the office party last night.

by ThatGDamnPotato December 18, 2017

Roomba

A noun or adjective. Derived from the term carpet muncher, another term for lesbian or saphhism.

See carpet muncher

(n.): "That girl over there looks like a total roomba!"
(adj.): "She's giving off a real roomba vibe."

by RoombaLove May 25, 2017

roomba

verb: to automatically shuffle off, shut down, and recharge due to fatigue and / or drunkenness.

John worked until 1:22 am when he roomba'd away until morning.

by jbecking August 5, 2010

roomba

a dumb ass bitch who sucks up all the fun.

person 1: you're ugly
person 2: no i'm not *cries in spanish*
person 1: shut the front door up, you're such a roomba
person 2: there is no door. anyways, you can't shut a door up

by hairyella June 1, 2020

Roomba trail

When your newly purchased, exquisitely autonomous technology discovers a big fat pile of dog shit during its 3am 'time to clean' wake-up programming and proceeds to generously distribute the filth in a robotically inspired carpet dance throughout your entire household.

Guess what? I just followed a dog shit roomba trail covering every room in my house...when did that fucker learn to climb stairs!!? We're done with the robot thing...hell no to that!!

by YAWA May 26, 2018