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roomatism 

Joint and muscle-pain caused by occupying cramped quarters.
I diligently try to behave myself so dat hopefully I won't get roomatism from having to spend extended periods in an 8X8 jail cell.
roomatism by QuacksO February 25, 2020

roomationship 

(n) - a commitment to live together between roomates, especially between two platonic individuals who engage in hints and undertones of sexual attraction without actually engaging in a romantic relationship.
I enjoy the flirting, so I'll stick with the roomationship for now, but who knows what may develop.
roomationship by C Ryan August 12, 2007

Inconsiderus roomaticum 

Name of bacteria species given to bacteria that grows on pans left out
Other: Dude whats growing in that pan?
You: Inconsiderus roomaticum its a cure for slobitis
Other: You should bottle that sh*t
You: I could sell it by the gallon!

roomatus interruptus 

{roo-may-tuss in-ter-up-tuss}

Occurs when playing hide the sausage and a chick's room mate unexpectedly bursts into the studio apartment they share with three cats, thus prematurely ending the hawt sex.

Unfortunate results include but are not limited to massive blue balls and the dreaded, inexplicable snatch attack.

See also cock block.
A textbook example of roomatus interruptus:

(dude) "Aw yeah babe, we're totally DOING IT right now and it's great!"

(chick) "Oh yeah, this is way fun! Let's do this until you orgasm then I'll make you a sandwich with my roomie's lunch meats."

(dude) "That's sounds gr--"

(fat room mate, interrupting) "Hey guys I'm home!!! Did you feed the cat?"
roomatus interruptus by doobster January 21, 2008

roommateism 

Being a good roommate, and just being a respectful person when living with another. Roommates who take part in keeping the apartment or living space clean and contribute to make living easier.
Now that's good roommateism (when refering to one roommate positively communicating with another)
roommateism by Skreebo February 15, 2006

roomating 

a style of dating in which you are roomates with your partner. the idea of this is to develop a special bond through sexual relations and living together from the start.
"Thanks to Roomating.com, I just found a great new place and a great fella. Hes already so sweet and attentive after only one night together. Day two, and hes already helping me paint. Things seem to be going pretty well!"

Relationship site + apartment finder = Roomating
roomating by elijakeee October 18, 2011