rollerbladder 

A mobile expanding bladder, caused by a rollerblader who stops at Starbucks for a venti refresher on half-off Wednesdays, drinks most of it sitting down, then continues on their way. Makes even routine rollingblading an extreme sport unless wearing an adult diaper.

Natalie downed the whole raspberry açaí, then kept going. Her rollerbladder needs a toilet shortly, or else the next sidewalk bump gonna be rollerbladder sploosh.

rollerbladder by artisplay August 5, 2023

rollerbladder sploosh 

The least desirable but predictable outcome of a rollerbladder. This occurs when hitting a navigable bump on road surface causing a large discharge of piping hot urine to come gushing out of a woman’s urethra. Depending on the attire, it may leave a pronounced large wet urine stain, pronounced urine smell, and even trickle down her legs. Males experience similar consequences however discharge is likely away from the crotch depending on how his penis hangs.

By the stain and smell of her rollerblades, plus the empty Starbucks refresher in her hands, I could tell she had a rollerbladder sploosh just moments before.

rollerbladder sploosh by artisplay August 5, 2023

Rollerblader 

the use of aggressive skates to perform their own personal style of tricks on skate parks,street.

and is a great way to get out and have fun with friends as well as meeting new friends and relief stress from everyday activities eg. work,studies\school,video games and other family issues.

it is widely accepted as a athletic sport that is constantly progressing in all aspects and is a individual sport which means no one tells you what to do , which means that total freedom to skate how you want on what ever you want.

possabilities are endless with the wheels under your feet.

chris haffey,brian aragon,franky morales,jon julio,arlo eisenberg,chris edwards. rollerblader
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Rollerblader by roll2create May 26, 2010

rollerblader 

someone who doesn't jump off a plank of wood every 3 seconds

the rollerblader skated something besides the foot high ledge

rollerblader by AKLOR!!!!! September 22, 2005

rollerblader 

people who dont skate the same material the skate ramps are made of

they are creative, they can do more than manual, they dont have to skate a curb

they dont get in the way, they dont go up ramps and launch their objects at you cause they cant skate (coff skateboarders coff)

rollerblader1:cmon lets go skate that rail
rollerblader2:yea, i want to get a kindgrind on it

skater1:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH! (friedns gather) ITS A CURB, ill be 50/50ing this thing! thank god for curbs
skater2:anywhere i can manual?

rollerblader by IRoll November 18, 2005

rollerblades 

pimp ride

there he goes in his iced out pimp ride

rollerblades by stuart downie September 9, 2003

rollerblader 

some shit cunt wearing some plastic things on his feet.

Tommo:That rollerblader has nothing better to do
Ben:i reakon guys , what a shit cunt

rollerblader by Darren Thomson April 28, 2005